Paleotherian - Blog Posts

everyobody shhh i think i might have shifted

then i taught somone else to shift so that we could go to a dr where times weird and plan how to stop everyghing from going bad

Me and the boys hunting for food (going to pick up our Braum's chicken strips) and risking our lives (having to talk to like- two employees)

I did a thing

I fucking HATE not being able to just go out and see one of my main theriotypes (the Tyrannosaurus rex), even in a zoo. Like- I just have to go off vibes and I just have to have what media I actually like relating to it. Like- I have prehistoric planet and that's pretty much it. I love it a lot because there are NO people in the show and they don't effect anything in that setting, and the Tyrannosaurus looks JUST LIKE ME!! But- that's it. Nothing else looks like me and Prehistoric planet is the only thing that doesn't portray them as scaly tanks on steroids. Like RAAAGGHHHHHH just let it be a creature!!

I hate it when I'm in an argument about dinosaurs then it gets dangerously close to the Tyrannosaurs or literally the T-rex and I'm sitting there like: Bro, I'm Literally a Tyrannosaurus. Trust me bro. I was there.

Like- Do you know who you're talking to? Look at me, I am OBVIOUSLY a Tyrannosaurus rex rn. Are you stupid?

What the food in my fridge sees in the middle of the night

She’s spotted you.

*Me at 3am trying to get some snacks (the ghosts join me occasionally)*

mama bear caught on a trail cam

👉🏻👈🏻?

what if.... you vibrated your throat patch at me...

... and we nuzzled each other's sensitive faces…

...and we were both t-rexes?? 👉🏻👈🏻

hahaha jk.... 😂 unless??? 😳

Dinovember!

So like- I'll be participating in Dinovember for most, if not all of the prompts (Unless something happens that causes me to not be able to). The drawings won't be the best, they'll be on paper, and they'd probably be a bit messy. I'm not gonna be posting it on here, but on my side blog @confused-therian so if you wanna see that be on the lookout! (Also- I'm doing moodboard requests on that account!)

I think I'm also a baryonyx therian lol not entirely sure but I am like 92% sure. And if it's not baryonyx then it's some other member of the spinosauridae

I miss being a Tyrannosaur. The mud squishing underneath my feet? Claws? Whatever they're called. The little chirps of my babies. The scent and taste of the triceratops. All the plant life. It was beyond amazing. And English is hard so you'll just have to get over all of my grammatical and punctuation errors.

Why

That moment when you're just sitting in bed and think: Dang I could really go for some Triceratops rn. Like wut?

Intro I guess

Ello! I'm your local creature! I am a minor so feel free to leave if that makes you uncomfortable! People over 18 can interact just don't be weird (duh)! I do not require tone tags but I do use them a lot! If you have them in your pinned I'll try to keep that in mind but I might forget! You can call me Tor or Theo! I'm also fine with the terms 'good dog' and stuff along those lines (species euphoria go brrrrrrrrr)

My theriotypes/Kintypes are: Tyrannosaurus rex, Great plains coyote, Bottlenose dolphin, Long-eared owl, Melanistic Spinosauridae cladotherian, Blue jay and Harlequin great Dane! I am questioning wolfkin! I'm also a Shirshu fictotherian, along with being a Dragon and Merfolk kin!

I use He/It/That! I love FNAF, Gravity falls, Wings of fire, Hazbin hotel, and Dinosaurs so expect me to reblog or post a lot about that stuff! I am a Singlet so please don't try to drag us into system discourse! (I also like to use the term 'we' and 'us' to refer to myself, so keep that in mind)

My vent tag is 'The Rex growls' and my original posts related to my Tyrannosaurus paleotherianthropy is 'Rexy rumbles'

I'll update my DNI whenever I feel like I need to

Peace out bros!

DNI under cut

I am not comfortable with you using the term 'kinnie' for me. If you use it you can still interact, just don't use it for me. Please and thank you ^^!

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