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I’m so fucked up, my emotional support imaginary friends have emotional support imaginary friends.

Things my OCs have said with no context. Part 4.

Me: You and me are going to commit a heist.

Atlas: Do I have any say in this.

Me: No. No you do not.

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Troy: Shut up and eat your cardboard!

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Hayden: Don’t fall in love with the first guy you see.

Connor: you can’t tell me what to do.

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Me: what do you know about advanced environmental science?

Serana: I’m twelve

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Me: do you have any enemies to lovers movie recommendations?

Troy: Toy Story.

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Connor: *tries to flush furby down the toilet*

Me: what are you doing?

Connor: He needs to pay for his sins.

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Me: Can everyone stop spitting in the milk isle? It’s a biohazard.

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Connor: maybe the real American Dream was the gay sex we had along the way.

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Atlas: some people wear turtlenecks, but not me. I’m cool.

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Troy: it tasted like earwax

C.J. How do you know what earwax tastes like?

Troy: don’t act like you’ve never tried it.

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Me: Why do I always fall in love with depressed, greasy boys?

Fierro: Are you calling me depressed greasy boy?

Me: I’m not not calling you that.

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Me: It’s kind of boring around here if you ignore the seven foot tall shadow monsters that try to murder you in your sleep.

where I've been lately....

“Fuck you, my child is perfectly fine!”

Me, not being able to live without daydreaming about my emotional support goth villain:

Reblog this with the elevator pitch of your OC verse because at this point I am very interested and you just know you want to talk about it

Tfw you accidentally destroy and entire city when you’re like 6 and you still feel bad about it.

(Feel free to use as a reaction image I know I certainly do)