House Shenanigans
*Gryffindor sitting on the opposite side of the desk from Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff*
Ravenclaw: *reading Gryffindor’s resume* Says here you’re proficient at fighting ghost?
Gryffindor: *feet kicked up. Arms behind head* Yeah.
Slytherin: *looking over Ravenclaw’s shoulder* But...*looking up* This place isn’t haunted.
Gryffindor: *finger guns* You’re welcome.
Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *looks directly at the camera like Ben from Parks and rec*
Hufflepuff: Holy shit!
i'm s1 april ludgate with my gay bfs
Regarding the kiss, how planned out do we think it was? Like was it just supposed to be another robbers kiss? Seeing the way Jamie did a double take makes me feel like no one was expecting them to make out. And then George speaking into the mic laughing. I feel like a kiss was planned given we see matty signaling to Ross to come over, but I feel like they got caught up in the moment and making out was not planned. It felt like I was watching a scene in a romcom where they make two people kiss and they end up catching feelings lol.
Oh definitely, it 100% got out of hand. Yes it was premeditated, but no it wasn't meant to be THIS intense. I am willing to bet a lot on that actually 👁️👁️
Also about the whole thing reminding you of a romcom, it's SO TRUE. Like you have to kiss as a dare or a diversion or something but you figure out that, oops, you actually like kissing that person. Dear me. 🫠
Let's go!!!
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Parks and Recreation Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Billy Hargrove/Steve Harrington Characters: Steve Harrington, Billy Hargrove, Robin Buckley, Jean-Ralphio Saperstein Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, steve has a brother, and it's jean-ralphio from parks and rec Summary:
Steve’s brother from Pawnee visits
Parks and rec intro gives off The Sims build mode vibe am I right?
Every time I see those businessman stock photos I think of Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec
I need Ben Wyatt religiously right now
🎉 Happy birthday Ben Schwartz!!! 🎉
Has technically committed war crimes. Created around 5 main series villains and tries to bone dead brother's wife
Geralt: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in
Jaskier: Hey, Geralt, do you need help with anything?
Geralt: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early
This episode has no business being this funny
omg mother hahn as a guest on amy poehler's podcast!! we manifested it into existance people 😍😍
I love how you can tell what obsession I went through on a certain week via my pinterest album on my gallery. Like "oh, here's 3 rows of pics starring tom ellis, i must have been watching lucifer that week"
Do you guys know that feeling when you're reading an angsty fic? That like feeling that starts in the chest, sorta tingly and like spreads throughout your chest? That shit's the good stuff😌
Do you guys also suddenly get like three new personalities, two new dream jobs and several mental breakdowns after binging a TV show or are you normal??
Chris Traeger and The Tick
I just feel like they’d clash together pretty well and Chris would teach Tick about the healthy things he could eat. He’d probably listen to the Blue Yonder talk about Arthur and they’d share stories about their friends.
And Tick would totally catch on to the last name thing and try it on everybody he knew had a last name
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that’s right it’s another screen redraw bc ah
A Tier-my faves: The Good Place, New Girl, 30 Rock, Scream Queens
B Tier- I was invested and entertained, always happy to watch: Tacoma FD, The Mindy Project, Boy Meets World, The Goldbergs, Fresh off the Boat, Modern Family, Blackish, Superstore
C+: Brooklyn 99 (might be higher if I watched more)
C Tier-good shows to throw on when there’s nothing else to watch but I don’t particularly like it:The Office, Parks and Rec, Miracle Workers, Those Who Can’t Do, Suburbia
C-: Scrubs
D+: Friends (not a D because of the theme song and also its iconicness), My Name is Earl
D Tier- I watched a couple episodes, not a huge fan/didn’t hold my attention: Shrill (this show would be higher in the ranking if I were ranking it as a drama), Good Girls, Angie Tribeca
Random Monster: wait how does this work?
Random Monster: huh?!
Not exactly how it works, this is very simplified and altered explanation of their relationship, but close enough lol.
Based on Parks and Rec: https://youtu.be/Nlb5vTI910E
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Here's a Q&A answer from the creator of MH on this topic: 😁
Enough said.
A MASTERPIECE. parks and rec is the show i designate for eating time and bg3 takes up the rest of my free time. this? this is beautiful.
Thank you to u/elpinko on r/baldursgate3
if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going
“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”
I started listening to King Falls AM and so far it’s like the setting says “Gravity Falls”, the characters say “Buzzfeed Unsolved”, and the overall vibe of the radio station says “Parks and Rec city council meeting”.
Henley Monday -
Something about ComicCon is so exhausting even from thousands of miles away. It feels like every day there are at least three things over which to completely lose your mind in excitement and awe. But I love it. But I'm pooped.
So let's all just take a few moments of peace and stillness together as we behold the majestic beauty that is this still of Chris Pratt in the upcoming JURASSIC WORLD. He is getting hotter by the second and won't stop wearing henleys, being adorable, and french braiding girls' hair. I can't wait to see him back as Andy Dwyer on the last season of PARKS & REC coming up too. And even sooner in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.
Chris Pratt, you on fire, boy!
Henley Monday -
It's still ungodly cold in much of the northern United States, and now more than ever we need men in henleys to warm us right up. Enter the fourth man named Chris to be presented as the weekly Henley Monday: Chris Pratt.
This is him last week at the Parks & Recreation PaleyFest panel. He....has gone through quite the transformation for his upcoming role in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy. It's pretty special. I mean, come on THAT FACE. That ADORABLE man. His character on Parks has always been one of my favorites and now that he looks like this, I might just be in full blown love.
Keep it up, Chris Pratt! We love you!
Henley Monday -
Yesterday was MLK Day and many of you had the day off to relax and reflect on the accomplishments of that great man and maybe watch some inaugural ceremony. Today is different though. Today is the Monday of your shortened week and sad, post-long weekend heart.
Worry not. I know how rough it is to get through shortened weeks sometimes. Sometimes they can feel the very longest of all, but Adam Scott is here to just listen. His cute, tiny face will stare directly and serenly at yours as you tell him the troubles of your work week.
This guy. He gets it. He knows how to be a man in a sweet, cozy henley and be a man who can support you. That's my kind of guy.