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VINCENT BENITEZ OBVIOUSLY
white cassock… save me…
I NEED a sitcom style show of the cardinals, nuns and Vincent post conclave
Like I’m talking modern family style
I reckon Benitez defo knows at least ONE rude song by heart. No one knows about this until like he zones out and randomly starts singing it.
Benitez: ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒᵖ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵈʳᵒᵖ
Aldo, probably:
lowkey need a fic where it’s the point of view of Benitez when he finds out he’s intersex
I feel like he’d question his faith. Did he deserve his role in the church? He’d feel like he’d been lying to both God and himself the entire time.
Most of all, he wouldn’t know who he is. Full on identity crisis.
I love how Benitez was like good fucking riddance I never wanna see any of you man children ever again and they all went uno reverse bitch you’re not leaving 😭
Cuntclave the third
best trilogy since Lord of the rings