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Guys, I have a theory/NEED of whats gonna happen at the end of XO Kitty season 3.

Kitty or Min Ho: I love you

Min Ho or Kitty: A little bit?

Kitty or Min Ho: No, a lot

Min Ho or Kitty: I love you too, a lot

THEN BOOM KISS

PLEASEEEEEE

It's cool that we got two "how people would react if they encountered a demon" reactions in Helluva boss like how the family in the first Helluva Boss episode "Murder Family" tried to protect themselves and each other by trying to kill I.M.P

And how in the Helluva short 3 "Mission: Weeaboo boo" ,how instead of Emberlynn Pinkle being scared or defensive, she instead starts outwardly simping over Blitz and flirting with him (be it a cringey way) ,do to her being a monster fucker

So he's my theory, sense we got the first human reactions on how a human would react if the saw a demon , but we got three last ones ; that being

▪︎Now all we need is a human that'll try to start actively running and trying to distance himself from I.M.P (all while screaming)

Especially if she/he/they found out they're hear to kill them (sense I.M.P are assassins)

▪︎And another human that thinks they're adorable (because come on ,Blitz Millie Moxxie and Loona's character design is adorable)

▪︎The moment one of them (whether that be Blitz ,Milie, Moxxie, or all of them ) steps into the human world , a human captures them (that's not the D.H.O.R.K.S) than tries to study them, maybe said human takes fascination and/or interest in cryptology and such

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Episode Predictions/ theories:

1. The Screaming Runner

Appearance: A young adult with a lean build, messy hair, and glasses that keep slipping down as they run. Dressed in a hoodie and jeans, they look like an average college student caught in the worst situation of their life.

Personality: An anxious, bookish type who tends to overthink everything. They’re hyper-aware and have a tendency to catastrophize, which leads to their panicked, full-blown flight response when they realize they’re being targeted by I.M.P.

Episode Placement: This episode could take place in an urban setting, like a college campus, and be titled “Hell Week”. I.M.P is hired to take out this character by an angry, overworked professor who made a deal with a demon after being pushed too far. The episode could blend fast-paced comedy with dark humor as the chase escalates through campus buildings, lecture halls, and even the college library.

Episode Vibe: A mix of Scooby-Doo-style chase scenes with the classic Helluva Boss dark twist. The student keeps stumbling into hiding spots and accidentally creating obstacles for I.M.P., while Moxxie and Millie banter about how much work this job has become.

2. The Adoring Human

Appearance: A young, trendy fashion designer in their 20s with bright, stylish clothes, bold makeup, and a camera always in hand. Think dyed hair and glasses with colorful frames. If it takes place in Japan, they could be part of the Harajuku fashion scene, adding flair and an artistic touch to their look.

Personality: Outgoing, enthusiastic, and a bit of an airhead. They’re obsessed with anything “Adorable” and can’t help but find Millie, and despite her demonic appearance. They’re not scared of much and find the supernatural fascinating.

Episode Placement: This could be a fun, quirky episode titled “Demons in Tokyo”, where I.M.P is hired by a fashion CEO to take out a fellow employee at a fashion company (do to the CEO having accidentally been pushed out the building window to his death), but their mission goes awry when this fashion designer spots them and becomes obsessed. The designer insists on following them around Tokyo, taking pictures, and trying to get them to pose, much to Blitz’s annoyance.

Episode Vibe: The episode could be full of culture shock moments for I.M.P., who struggle to maintain their usual dark humor and murderous antics in a place as vibrant and bizarre as Tokyo. There would be plenty of comedic moments, with Millie embracing the chaos.

3. The Cryptid Enthusiast

Appearance: A middle-aged man with unkempt hair,dark maroon brown skin (he's black because i need more black cryptozooligist in my life) , an oversized trench coat, and notebooks full of cryptid sketches and notes sticking out of his pockets. He has intense, tired eyes and a wild look that screams “conspiracy theorist.”

Personality: Passionate, obsessive, and a bit unhinged. He’s the type who dedicates his life to finding proof of supernatural beings and refuses to accept defeat. His fascination is borderline fanatic, and he’ll go to great lengths to capture and study anything out of the ordinary.

Episode Placement: This could be part of an episode titled “The Hunter’s Dilemma”, where I.M.P is hired to take out a corrupt politician. However, they’re captured by this cryptid enthusiast who lives in a secluded cabin in the woods. The episode can have Moxxie having a moral crisis about hurting someone so passionate (albeit misguided).

Episode Vibe: The tone could be tense and eerie, balanced with Helluva Boss’s usual sharp humor. This human would bring a mix of comic relief and suspense as he frantically tries to understand I.M.P and documents their every move, all while being completely oblivious to their annoyance and danger.

mapsontheweb: Electoral College 2030 (based on projections). In 2030 politics cultural mores will be slanted towards the taste of the Sunshine belt states. Get the implications?

i’m sorry but as a storyteller, who is already created like three constellations for TDP, i just know there has to be a story with romantic undertones — actually no, it is a tragic, romantic story — regarding Leola’s last wish. there will be parallels in that story with rayllum and it’s going to be a heart-wrenching and angsty and it is going to break us all and love current rayllum even more.

i can already see the parallel edits in my head. 



Season 3 (part 1) will soon be upon us so it's time to predict, and fail, what is going to happen!

-Lloyd, Nya, Kai, Cole, Frak and Wyldfyre are the ninjas that are going directly against the forbidden 5, I'm not sure about the mashup except I hope Wyldfyre fight Kur for revenge on Roby!

-Arin will quickly doubt Ras but he is going to stay with him because his teaching are actually working for him.

-I think Sora and Arin will reconcile by the end of part 1 but Arin will be staying with Ras for the time being.

-I can feel that Zane is going solo this time, at least until he found Pixal and together they unveil something big.

-Jay will rejoin the ninjas but not because he regained his memory, instead they are in a kind of uneasy alliance (much to Nya sorrows).

-At the end of part 1 the ninjas manage to get all 5 blades but Jay stab them in the back, he didn't really want to join the ninja it was a trick to get the blades and obtain Thunderfang power!

-Riyu is the best characters, this is not a prediction it's a fact.

Stolas is definitely going to give that crystal to Blitz later on in the season and sever their bond and Blitz is gonna come crawling back like a little bitch. We all know it. I'm calling it.

Season 3 Finale Predictions

Okay ya'll, we're half an hour away. Here are my predictions:

[ ] Paz survives

[ ] If Paz doesn't survive, Din adopts Ragnor

[ ] Bo-Katan tries to ride the Mythosaur and fails

[ ] Grogu, Din, or Boba rides the Mythosaur

[ ] Din finally calls Grogu his son after a near death experience

[ ] It's revealed that Bo-Katan had planned on turning Din and his cult over to Gideon for Mandalore and the Darksaber but changed her mind and the siege was a plan to double cross Gideon

[ ] Bo-Katan dies but convinces Din he's worthy of the darksaber and ruling Mandalore during her "Swan Song"

[ ] The Mandos survive the Siege but have to camp out on Navarro into Season 4 or they decide Nevarro is a better place to start over

OR

[ ] Or Mandalore is blown up and they all start over on Nevarro until they figure out where to go

[ ] The whole galaxy shows up to rescue Din from Sorgon to really obscure characters who only showed up once before but you're expected to remember

[ ] Bonus: characters who show up to help are from completely different movies and shows that should absolutely not be showing up to help yet here they are

[ ] Cobb Vanth shows up and no one comments on his new robotic limb

[ ] The Armorer drops a huge truth bomb that explains her shady behavior without being the true anti-hero of the season

[ ] Koska is the whistleblower

[ ] The episode will have the action we've been craving with the storytelling we deserve but ends on a cliffhanger that will be a month long shit show "discussion" on Twitter and Vlogs/Podcasts

[ ] Season 4 comes out 6 years from now

[ ] The episode hints at Din somehow being a future mentor to Rey in the upcoming movie

[ ] An unnecessary subplot written in just to serve as a segue into Ahsoka or any of the other upcoming Star Wars but adds nothing to Din's show and story

Who will qualify from ESC SF2 in 2023?

Eurovision is on! Rehearsals are on! We’ve seen most of them performing at the multiple preparties and the first clips on Tiktok and Youtube are in!

It’s time to predict who will qualify on May 11th from Semifinal 2! These are my predictions based on the reactions, comments, listens and clicks in social media, Youtube and Spotify.

Some I will get right, others I may not probably a lot because this is Semifinal 2 with less big fan favourites - However, that’s the risk you will take by continuing reading this.

1. Denmark - Reiley - Breaking my Heart

Reiley is a major Tik Tok star which might be perhaps one of the reasons why he is opening this semi. In Denmark we heard him performing with heavy autotune and the studio cut wasn’t any better but in the rehearsals clips his singing wasn’t that bad actually. They do have a clever staging prop, house like and Reiley is walking through each room - he’s wearing a pink outfit (ESC23 trend). Reminds me a bit of Snap last year. However, in the longer snippet the stage feels a bit empty and his performance in my opinion is not filling it enough.

I kind expected this to become viral or to have some sort of buzz but he’s quite low with views and listens online, there wasn’t much talk (no good or bad) at the preparties either. The song sounds like it starts in the middle and continues like that for the next 3min. So obviously not my personal fave this one. Is Tik Tok generation gonna vote for him? I have doubts. I say OUT. 

2. Armenia - Brunette - Future Lover

Brunette’s music video was already high quality and therefore quite promising. The song has fairly good views and listens in different platforms which indicates that it does have a growing fandome and interest. 

Visually this reminds me of Bulgaria 21 (Victoria) and I see it being memorable and strong enough to break the cursed spot number 2 position. Vocally she seems also on point in the rehearsal clips. I say IN. 

3. Romania -  Theodor Andrei -  D.G.T. (Off and On)

There aren’t many entries that we can say that are surely out but Romania unfortunately is. The guy is 18 years old and rumour has it the song was his school project. He can sing allright and he clearly has a passion. Personally I’m not connecting with this song and I know not many are. The song itself seems messy, his performance to be honest a bit cheap with the dancers and now with his changed pink outfit (we have a lot this year) he will not stand OUT. 

4. Estonia - Alika - Bridges

This is perhaps the best or at least one of the best ballads of ESC23. Dramatic, theatrical but also a little cold. She sings amazingly no doubt. 

The staging seems to be loyal to EestiLaul, she has her piano, similar outfit and structure how she performs on stage - but alone. I wonder if the stage is too empty even though I enjoy the visuals that LED screens are providing. This can fail but I want to believe so IN. 

5. Belgium -  Gustaph - Because of You 

Gustaph has been one of the raising stars of this season, selected quite early on last winter. This is catchy, super 90′s - and it works in my opinion, LED screens are showing the lyrics, Gustaph and his backing vocals / dancers are having fun on stage which will sure come across to the audiences at home. IN.  

6. Cyprus -  Andrew Lambrou -  Break a Broken Heart

This is a decent pop song with a beautiful man singing well - it offers nothing new but what it does it does it well This reminds me of Estonia 2021, it didn’t go through though so bad example but as a song type and a bit visually. 

He sings well. On the stage he’s alone but his presence does fill it. I usually don’t lean on too much whose neighbours are in which semi but Greece is in semi II so... I’m pretty confident this will go to the final. IN. 

7. Iceland -  Diljá - Power

This girl is so full of enery and POWER. There’s a lot of love for this I know even though personally I’m not connecting with this. She’s in a such great physical form obviously but I find her movements and dancing a bit weird even though they might show off her power indeed. The visuals are better on the LED screen what they were in Iceland but I do wonder does the stage look empty? The vocals she nails every time though. 

Iceland does struggle usually to get through - they don’t have loyal neighbours who would back up them and even other Nordics tend to find them weird. I have too many doubts - OUT. 

8. Greece -  Victor Vernicos -  What They Say

Victor’s indie pop song starts a bit slowly. The energy is great at its best but you need to wait for it. Visually I like the colour choices here (anything but red please!) and the lightning effects do work well. I’m not super on board about the wardrobe choice and his jumping - even though it’s age appropriate as he’s 16 years only. But maybe this will appeal more to the younger generation. On the LED wall they also use his own face being reflected - which seems to be somewhat a trend also in ESC 2023. His pronounciation has improved though.

However, Greeks tend to receive votes annyally from their neighbours (Cyprus especially) which might save them even with a weaker song. I see enough potential here so IN. 

9. Poland - Blanka - Solo

This is the hit for summer 2023! Not my personal favourite but this has been elevated a lot by the staging. The colours, visuals (especially on the floor) highlight the summer theme and as a song this is instantly catchy. 

They’ve also added a dance break + wardrobe change which I think work better than in Israel’s performance this year from Semi I. This is IN. 

10. Slovenia - Joker Out - Carpe Diem

Right after the release of the Carpe Diem this grew quickly to become a fan favourite. There’s a lot of positive, free, catchy energy here which will come across despite of not being sung in English. The rehearsals and preparties have proved how the band has charisma and confidence to carry this through. During the clips we don’t see any big props or tricks on the stage except the Carpe Diem reflected in the background - simplicity works here the best. 

I’m slightly put off by the pink outfits as we have some this year. However, potential Top 10 in the Final. IN! 

11. Georgia - Iru - Echo

Georgia often joins the party but their efforts are often not memorable in Eurovision. Not this year. Iru’s vocals are amazing, lyrics not so much but this song is hell of a stormy ballad. The staging supports this with lots of wind I like the so called waterfall LED screens behind her. The white outfit with red lips is divine. 

The idea of the song and performance is not complicated but this is a fine example how simplicity sometimes works the best when performed by a true professional. She slays this easily to the final and will bring Georgia its best ESC result to date for sure. IN. 

12. San Marino -  Piqued Jacks - Like an Animal

We have a few rock entries in this semi. San Marino however offers perhaps the weakest of them unfortunately. Another red theme here, they seem to lean on the rockers charisma but as a song it’s not memorable and catchy in the same way as Slovenia and Australia are. He sings well, they sound good, the lights effects work what we saw from the rehearsal clips. 

However, this doesn’t enjoy much of the ESC hype, love, interest based on the clicks and San Marino has struggled in the past to qualify. I don’t see this year being different unfortunately. OUT. 

13. Austria -  Teya & Salena -  Who the Hell Is Edgar?

These girls don’t take themselves seriously. Their song reflects the same attitude. Instantly catchy, memorable - no one can stop themselves to “poe, poe, poe..” after hearing this. They have a good use of the stage here. It is red theme again but it’s detailed and well executed, we have Edgar Allan Poe face in the background, the girls’ styling is on point, the movements that they do make sense. Clearly a lot of planning and thought has gone into this staging. 

I can’t say nothing bad about this. Probably a winner of Semi II. IN. 

14. Albania -  Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje

Albania is every year the first official entry for a new ESC season. Very often I end up supporting them because their songs are high quality, ethnic and tell  a story. Not this year. I’m not connecting with this. And based on the clicks and views, listens not many do.

When Albania hasn’t had a red staging in Eurovision? It’s their national colour but after San Marino and Austria’s red performances... this might not stand out. Albina performs her emotional, dramatic song with her family. I struggle to recognize Albina from the rehearsal clip to be honest but on the other hand she is the only one properly styled compared to the family. We have lots of split ends here and I’m deeply concerned for Albania. I say OUT. 

15. Lithuania -  Monika Linkytė - Stay

My ESC guilty pleasure for 2023 season. I like this one a lot. The gospel kind song and Monika is easy to approach. They’ve transferred the same staging from Lithuania to Liverpool but everything is bigger and brighter. I love how Monika and the background singers have been styled - visually this is beautiful.

Vocally she nails it - no concern. As a song, this tends to start a bit slowly. This is the entry which I’m most doubtful about if it will go through or not. It might. It might not. I say OUT. 

16. Australia - Voyager - Promise

Voyager tried to get their feet wet at ESC already last year but instead became a runner-up in Australia Decides. Their current song Promise is constantly being compared to last year’s Dreamer which perhaps was a bit more impactful.

However, their live staging is full of rock’n roll and high energy. They know what they’re doing and the lead singer is very charismatic. This is load enough which I believe will not be unnoticed by the voters. IN. 

Did you agree with my choices? Or disagree with my opinions? Who do you think will qualify from Semifinal 2? Talk to me in the comments below!