Reading Prince Lestat For The First Time - Blog Posts

Not Marius being a watch guy™ and stealing a Patek Philippe from a victim

possibly the most pathetically on-brand thing for him to be

my man Everard roasting Magnus before even knowing Magnus is right in front of him and then he keeps roasting him!! yes go off on all the dead beat makers king

also Magnus is a ghost??

I have a new spiritual animal vampire:

Everard de Landen

this guy showed up and said with his whole chest he was gonna “smack Marius in his face” if he ever saw him again

”Hell, you won’t even have a chance to tell them. Armand will hear you coming. Then he’ll kill you on sight. You do know they have to see you to burn you up, don’t you? They can’t do it unless they can see you. But Armand will hunt you down and you won’t be able to hide.”

why is this hot?? what’s wrong with me??

please let my man Everard survive this book he is way too funny to die

“He was not going to confess that all he knew of them he'd learned from the vampire chronicles, and that he’d been practicing his skills, if that’s what they were, based on the descriptions written by disreputable vampire authors like Lestat de Lioncourt and Marius de Romanus and so forth and so on.”

Direct Lestat quote from the book that I like to imagine is said in an index-finger-to-the-chin-while-nodding-like-brittany-broski kinda way:

”Yes, I will use the iPhone magic to communicate.”

Benji has a vampire hotline podcast?? Those memes about Lestat and Daniel starting a podcast are not farfetched at all lmaoo