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i expected redbull to taste like shit with the way people talk about how much they hate the taste
but oh my god its so good????
like genuinely its fucking delicious đ
might be bc i tried it for the first time jamaica and not the US but its fucking delicious đ
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Young Max Verstappen
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I really hate the pictures of Charles they're sharing because they're making it look as if he was jealous of Max when Charles is the real winner here. So unfair. đ€Šđ»ââïž
Your time will come, and it will be sweeter than MonĂ©gasque honey. You'll see, and weâll be there celebrating with you all of the way.
The Tifosi have your back. I sait it once I repeat it once more. You are it. You are heading to be one of the greatest there has ever been in Ferrari's history. We believe in you.
Next time, Max.
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I wrote this article on my Formula One Blog. I hope you take it into consideration.
We know who won.
YOur day will come, Charles.
Daghe, Charles.
Avante
This isn't the F1 we love
History in the making, Unfair Rulings, and Big Disappointments
Formula One is a sport that many define as the closest thing to riding a rocket into outer space because of the downforce generated inside the 800 kg car, which is more than the weight of the vehicle itself.
Every time the drivers get behind the wheel, they defy gravity, which is very much compared to being inside a Space Shuttle.
This week, Falcon Heavy carried an extraordinary payload, a rocket full of satellites and between them, a Solar Sail, known as LightSail 2, the size of a loaf of bread which is the first spacecraft for the Scientific Community with nothing, not one engine, but the energy of the sun to propel it and promote space exploration.
Then, NASA on July 27th announced that we are going back to Saturnâs biggest Moon, Titan, to send a helicopter drone named âDragonfly,â to uncover the fundamental blocks that gave way life to our planet.
That race is no easy feat.
The last time NASA accomplished this was during the Cassini-Huygens Mission, and until this day it remains the farthest aircraft to ever land in the outer Solar System.
Just like Cassini and Huygens, Formula One has a lot of things in common;
A lot of preparation and teams of two, but sometimes not both make it till the end.
This week we saw the youngest podium ever to win in Formula One history at the Austrian Grand Prix.
Amidst back grid positions, penalties for impending drivers and a theatrical ending, and why yesâ even a fake document from a pesky fan, because you have to have it all in Formula One, FIA could not taken long to call on their investigation for this yearâs winner.
Max Verstappen wheeled banged himself into Ferrariâs Charles Leclerc on lap 69 which cost the MonĂ©gasque his first win. The Dutchman had earlier overtaken on Bottas from Mercedes right after saying his hybrid engine was losing power and as if a miracle, recovered.
The Finnish and teammate to Lewis Hamilton for Mercedes was having overheating issues, but kept the pace with the 21-year-old, said âmade the most out of it. It was a bit more difficult than we expected, especially with the overheating of the engine, so couldnât race properly â had to manage all those temperatures. Thatâs why defending was difficult and also attacking. But, yeah, got some good points. It was one of those weekends, but itâs not bad.â he added.
The FIA Regulations clearly state:
Article 27.4. : "At no time may a car be driven unnecessarily slowly, erratically, or in a manner which could be deemed potentially dangerous to another driver or any other person.â
It almost seems as if they were quick enough to deliver a penalty against Sebastian Vettel who had nowhere to go when Lewis Hamilton kicked him out of track in Canada, and it showed. âI had nowhere to go,â Vettel said, as he broadcasted by Sky Sports. âSeriously, I had nowhere to go.â
Sebastian Vettel, superpositioned the FINISH order of the signs once he caught up to the two drivers, Leclerc, and Hamilton in Canada.
Yes, stewards, you can fool yourselves but not a man behind the wheel!
The rules stand clear on this one.
And although this year's rules were changed to allow overtaking to increase by 50%, it caused Vettel the race by 5 seconds which subsequently won Hamilton First Place. That same discrepancy and too much power in the stewards allowed the Monégasque to lose the track not because he could not win it but because of incompetence from the governing body.
A dramatic end indeed which translates it to another week in Formula One, even if Verstappen was able to break the 1-2 Mercedes partnership, FIA, you had one job, just one, and you messed it up.
What does that mean for the greatest single seat racing sport in the world? It means that even if Honda Racing waited nearly 13 years, for their big break by Verstappen, and Congratulationsâ for it must feel excellent that you got something handed to you unfairly well, the real winners here are the FĂ©dĂ©ration.
It means there is a big problem going on with Formula One.
Their penalty process or lack thereof has become a substantiated mess.
FIA forwent their own rulebook when it comes to the violations that are followed but happily look away when it pleases their stewards.
No wonder why Fans have taken it upon themselves into forging fake documents. They no longer have the ability to trust them or the credibility they used to have in this organization, and can you blame them?
The whole system is wrong. Do they know how it works? It is their system after all, but it is broken, and it needs a complete overhaul.
Two hundred three thousand attendees today turned up in Spielberg to celebrate legend, Niki Lauda, where they saw a Turn named after him. Were he still with us today would he be proud?
This is a massive sport, with millions of fans visiting the circuits and audiences tuning in tandem online and through cable TV, cheering for their favorite teams, from Ferrari to McLaren, Red Bull, and Mercedes to name a few of the top favorites.
There are currently 20 male drivers in the series.
It isn't an easy feat to get licensed for Formula One; many think that the name helps, that it may be a ticket to get into Ferrari Driver Academy, but that is not true. You have to have talent.
And this year's alumni prove it; it isn't like any other group of drivers in the history of the Federation.
Without a shadow of a doubt, they are the youngest group Formula One has ever put behind the wheel and inside a helmet.
We saw Charles Leclerc, Max Verstappen, and Lando Norris set some impressive records in Austria this week.
Ferrari driver, Charles Leclerc, 21, winning pole position for the Austrian Grand Prix on Saturday, while Mercedes' Lewis Hamilton 5 time World Champion, was given a three-place grid penalty which forced start him in the fifth position on the grid for impending Alfa Romeo's Kimi Raikkonen.
He went as far as saying âWeâve been chipping away at it, but right from the get-go we noticed a bit of a deficit to the Ferraris,â Hamilton said.
âWe thought it would be a bit closer than it was, but they eked out some more time in P3 and then going into qualifying.â
âWe definitely underestimated how fast they would be, I would say, and I think ultimately on the straights.â
âThey really kill us on the straights.â because the MonĂ©gasque was leaving him in the dust by a quarter of a second.
Raikkonen gave a middle finger salute at the five-time world champion as Lewis overtook him. About the incident. "He blocked me, simple as that," Raikkonen said.
It is known that Hamilton can get tricky on those laps and get off the hook with penalties, FIA notwithstanding has looked the other way and handed them to other drivers like Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari's teammate to Charles Leclerc, who after the Canadian Grand Prix was given a five-second penalty, which ultimately cost him the race to Lewis Hamilton.
During the Austrian Grand Prix, his luck had not changed.
The air pressure line to the engine was acting up, and the mechanics had to shield his car from view while Leclerc had to leave him behind to go on the circuit. Vettel had to stay on the vehicle for as long as he could.
âThe car was obviously broken so we couldnât fire it up and go,â he said.
âWe fairly quickly made the decision to change, but itâs not so easy to take the bodywork off... âWe done everything we could be we couldn't get it done in time," he continued.
âThere's nothing you can do inside the car. It's nobodies fault, but we need to understand what happened and make sure it doesn't happen again...
âAt that time it's nobodies fault, I knew most likely that if we fixed it, there would be one run, so I tried to focus solely on that.
"As much of a pain it is, it's good to see that the other car came through and got pole.
"I'm happy for the team, obviously not happy for my side. We'll have a good day and a good race tomorrow."
Following Vettelâs comments Mattia Binotto, Ferrari F1 team boss said "It is an engine problem, "We had miscombustion on one cylinder, but it's yet to be understood.â which indicates they will be taking Vettelâs engine back to Maranello, Italy ahead of the Chinese Grand Prix.
This is Charles Leclerc's second career pole position after qualifying in Bahrain GP back in March but missed out due to a cylinder malfunction where he allowed Mercedes a 1-2 win, to Hamilton-Bottas overtaking in his last ten laps.
The Monégasque, who was repeatedly proving his driving credentials with speed, in Spielberg, started his driving career, karting at a very young age.
This time, however, was a different story, qualifying to leave the Mercedes in the dust by a margin, with Max Verstappen from Red Bull right behind him following his karting days from 2012.
This time It seems almost as if "Chal Lelerc," as he joked on Twitter earlier in the day to the Formula1 page when they jokingly @mentioned his name "Lelerc" on a Tweet, was testing a rocket, because he broke the circuits record by 1.03.003 mins, broken the year prior by Alfa Romeo's Kimi RÀikkönnen by 1:06.957 mins.
"The car felt amazing actually," said Leclerc during the FIA conference. "In FP1 I struggled a little bit, but then we did some changes, and from FP2 it was quite good and a big pleasure to drive this car on the limit. It just felt great, and I'm very happy to bring the pole position back home - but tomorrow we need to finish the job."
Not in vain, he calls this his favorite circuit since in 2017 he won his first cup while he raced for Prema Racing in F2. It's safe to assume that after this loss and the stewards unfairly ruling he will continue to push to get that #1 Championship Title he deserves.
No offense to the winner, Max Verstappen but that ruling was uncalled and the stewards got it wrong.
FIA did give an opening for Ferrari to appeal but Mattia Binotto, Ferrari's Team Boss rejected to appeal "to support the sport."
"What's Ferrari's opinion and position - we still believe this is a wrong decision, that's our own opinion, we believe that Charles left the entire space, he had no fault, a collision has happened and he has been pushed and forced off the track," Binotto continued,
"We believe these are clear rules, which we may appreciate or not, and these are exactly the same rules which have been applied in past races.
"Having said that, we respect fully the decision of the stewards, they are the judge and we need to recognize that, and more than that I think that as a Ferrari fan - and I'm an ultimate Ferrari fan - I think it's time for F1 to turn the page and to look ahead.
"As we often said, we should leave the drivers free to battle, so we may not be happy of the decision, we are not supporting the decision, but somehow we understand the fact that we need to move forward, and overall I think that's good for the sport and good for F1."
Binotto may be looking to move forward from this one, but the fans wonât, and if by 2021, FIA has not devolved from how their rulebook has immiserated fans worldwide, then, RIP Formula One.
Verstappen won the race by 2.724 seconds.
Congratulations on your big âwin.â
Photo credits:
Reuters, Getty, and AFP
Today I noticed the missing of Red Bull Racing cars on this tumblr, even if itâs already by far an historical carsâ livery. To overcome this lack, weâve here the Coulthardâs 2005 RB1, first Red Bull in F1, and the latest Verstappenâs 2021 RB16B. Go Max!Â
This is brutal even for Redbull standards, 2 races in and they're already swapping??? Not officially confirmed but yet by Redbull though but is seemingly to be true
not geri holding hands with h***** in the paddock
Daniel Ricciardo | The Honey Badger
welcome back isack hadjar and liam lawson from visa cashapp racing bulls formula 1 team
FIA Penalties
List of the FIA penalties:
Bahrain Gp
Emilia Romagna GP
Portuguese GP
Spanish GP
Monaco
Azerbaijan GP
French GP
Styrian GP
Austrian GP
Silverstone GP
Hungarian GP
Spa
Dutch GP
Italian GP
Russian GP
Turkey GP
US GP
Red bulls gonna steal his spark...đ
Modern day Madonna and child
Biggest Fan - MV1
Max Verstappen x Dancer! Reader
AN: Sorry this took me so long! Literally been sitting in my drafts almost done but had a lack of motivation but it's a new year so we need to relive this blog!
Summary: Just Max being madly in love with his dancer girlfriend
Face Claim: Rylee Arnold
Max Insta Stories
Youruser Insta
Liked by maxverstappen1, yourbff, landonorris, and 1,890,879 others
tagged maxverstappen1 and stephen_nedoroscik
youruser life lately <3
user1 I love being able to watch you every week!
user2 you two better win this year or I will riot
maxverstappen1 I can't wait to see you two perform
youruser I'm so glad you're coming!
user3 I love knowing that those 2 are both dominating in their respective field... power couple of the century
user4 I love how max posts Y/N like he's there with her. Like we KNOW he's sitting down every week to watch Y/N and Stephen dance
landonorris yes... and most of the time he ropes everyone else into watch youruser Lando... don't act like you didn't make Max facetime to last week to tell me how amazing I did.... landonorris damn... catching strays user4 lmao... I didn't realize my comment would create such discourse
Maxâs Insta
Likey by your user, landonorris, redbullracing, and 3,809,899 others
tagged yourusers
maxverstappen1 4 time world champ and I still didn't beat Y/N karting
user5 what are the odds he let her win?
youruser wow... that little faith? Remember Oscar defending in Baku? Ya that's me behind the wheel
user6 I'm sobbing at the fact that Y/N watching races so intently she can bring in references
user7 I still can't believe he's a 4x world champion
youruser I am so beyond proud of you love! My Champion <3
maxverstappen Ik hou meer dan woorden van je
landonorris congratulations!
user8 LFGGGGGGG!!!
Youruser Insta story
Maxâs Insta
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maxverstappen1 I've loved every moment with you
tagged youruser
user34 I love seeing these two together! And the way he's always posting her
user42 perfect perfect
youruser I love every moment with you too!
landonorris GAG
user13 Im cryinggggg! Lando be nice youruser ya be nice!
user22 I have a feeling Y/N helped with the aesthetics of this post but I am STUNNED that Max didn't sneak a RB pic in
Maxâs Insta Story
hii could i have a pizza with sicilian crust and alfredo sauce. for the toppings : Oregano, Sun dried tomatoes and roasted artichokes with water and a dessert with max verstappen please <3
Lee-Lee's Pizzeria Menu
A/N: I hope you guys enjoy this! I will write another championship fic soon but I wanted to get something small out there!
TW: unprotected sex, creampie, breeding kink, really short! MDNI 18+
WC: 800+
sicilian crust dating alfredo sweet sex oregano "Please, let me cum in you" sun dried tomatoes "Gonna look so pretty pregnant" roasted artichokes âim gonna put a baby in youâ water breeding kink dessert yes served by Max Verstappen
Y/N POV
"You did it!" I scream pulling Max into my chest for a fourth year in a row of him winning the World Driver's Championship! A part of me can't believe it but seeing Max be lifted by his team while they celebrate him tells me everything is real.
The following hour is filled with Max and I passing Gin and Tonics between us while he gets ushered around the Vegas strip for different interviews but once we finally can leave Max and I make quick work of making it to the night club where we planned to dance and celebrate the night away.
By the time we stumbled our way into the hotel room Max makes quickly work of stripping me out of my tight dress while he pulls off his clothes shortly after.
Max and I might be drunk but we both know what we want. Max has spent the better part of the night in the club between grabbing my hips and pulling me into his front so I know exactly how I'm effecting him and making sure I have a drink in my hand at all times I can't get to Max fast enough.
"I'm gonna put a baby in you," Max mumbles while pulling my naked body into his while leaning down and placing a soft kiss on my lips and pulling me down onto the bed with him.
"I still can't believe you're a 4 time champion," I mumble against Max's lips making a small giggle escape through his lips.
"I can't either but this is my favorite championship to win. I felt like I actually fought for this one," Max mumbles back making me smile and nod softly which quickly turns into a moan when Max's wondering hand finds my throbbing clit and rubs a few small circles on it.
"Fuck," I gasp as I can feel my wetness start to spread due to Max's wandering fingers.
"Been soaked for me all night?" Max asks with a smirk while pushing 2 fingers deep into my pussy successfully getting a moan to fall from my lips.
"Yes, all for you Maxie, more please" I moan when I feel his fingers graze against my throbbing G-spot.
"Fuck, I love to know I can have you begging for more within just a few fingers," Max smirks while slowly starting to speed up his actions with his fingers.
"Oh God," I moan out rather loudly while arching my back off the bed.
"Fuck, please let me cum in you tonight! I need to see my cum dripping from your pussy," Max groans before pressing his lips against mine not letting me answer.
"Please Maxie, fuck me," I whimper out when he pulls away from my lips.
"Are you sure?" Max groans while staring down at my soaked pussy.
"Yes Max, I want you to fill me up with your cum please!" I moan back making Max groans before slowly lining his large cock up with my soaked pussy before slowly pushing in making me gasp while I feel my tight walls give way to Max's intrusion.
"Oh fuck, Max!" I moan loudly when Max starts pumping his cock into me.
"You're gonna look so pretty pregnant," Max says while continuing to fuck into me making me moan.
"Max, fuck it feels so good," I moan when I feel Max pick up the pace once again making me arch my back and scream out as I feel my orgasm start to build.
"Fuck, I can feel the way you're squeezing me, are you gonna cum for me pretty girl?" Max groans through gritted teeth making me whimper and nod my head.
"Yes, please Max," I moan clenching tighter to bring Max closer to the edge as well.
"FUck, cum for me," Max groans while throwing his head back.
"Oh fuck," I cry out as I start cumming around Max's cock pulling Max over the edge with me.
"Fuck," Max groans while throwing his head back and cumming deep into my pussy.
When Max and I both come down from our orgasms he slowly slides out of my pussy before getting out of bed and getting a clean rag to wet with warm water before coming back into the bedroom area and wiping me down lightly before discarding it somewhere in the room.
"If we get a championship baby after tonight the fans will know how much of a slut you are," I tease while turning on my side while Max laughs and pulls me closer.
"All I'm saying is a baby is so much better than any trophy," Max says before placing a soft kiss on my lips.
"I love you, and I am so beyond proud of you and everything you've done this season," I tell him softly. Max just pulls me in a bit tighter not saying anything else. It doesn't take us long to fall asleep for the night.
