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L STOP RATIO STOP YOU HAVE TRENCH FOOT STOP YOUR WIFE IS UNFAITHFUL STOP YOUR INFANT SON HAS SUCCUMBED TO TUBERCULOSIS STOP

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i don’t like getting hatecrimed over the phone so when i’m at work and old men ask if i have a husband i just say yes and make up a new guy. today someone said “i bet you keep your husband in line with an attitude like that” and i just said “yes he’s so scared of me”

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roachesandroaches
1 year ago

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

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They wrote the word gullible on my lung while I was under for surgery :(

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roachesandroaches
1 year ago

walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face

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i walk into a room & several people yell "trigger warning: f slur!"

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