Roach - Blog Posts
You're a pest in my environment. Shoo, you bug.
Every part of my fruity being is offended by these comments. @f3ntime
you should probably
(Kidding! You're fun! I don't want you to die…)
yall we got a roach in the bathroom (mom thinks theyre coming from the pipes) and tell me why when i came home from my driving lesson, i wanted to wash my hands (covid has instilled washing your hands immediately when you come home in me) so i opened the bathroom door, turned on the light, and saw the roach RUNNING from the toilet to back under the washing machine where it hides 😭
i was spooked but then calmed down and found how it moved so funny 😭
wish i was able to take a picture but the two times i saw it i didnt bring my phone with me
i have an odd fascination with bugs. i love to look at them but sudden movement from them makes me scared bc the way they move is always so funny/odd to me
Hatsune Roachu !!
Geralt and Jaskier riding Roach into the sunset, breathe if you agree
The photos I got (taken by my mum) I found it kind of funny that I was the same height as most of them (besides ghost)
Writing Angst GhostRoach in class is so much fun, I'm not even done and I can feel the tears getting ready to fall cause I have it written out in my head and I just need to put it on paper (well computer).
i 👏 need 👏 a 👏 sub 👏 ghost aka simon riley 👏 fanfic 👏 please 👏
There is a roach in my room and for the past week it's been terrorising me, I'm personally too scared of it to go anywhere near it but my father is always asleep when it comes out, and i think it knows that. Over the past few days it has gotten progressively closer to me, and has somehow made it's way into the little gap between the drawers in my nightstand, next to my bed. I cannot sleep. I fear if I do it will scurry its evil, disgusting path all the way to my bed. I tried spraying it with the deoderant i keep next to my bed (I dont have anything better for it, i have a cat and idk if roach killer is safe for them or not) in hopes of luring it out so i could trap it in a jar or something, but i fear it only made the area smell nice and as such more appealing.
It has already won.
This is now the roaches room.
Please save me.
kinda gay for a man to sit with his legs far apart. what is all that space there for? another man?
If I was a wanted criminal in the dark ages, they’d be like “are you William the Wanted?” And I’d be like “nahh I’m Laurence the Lawful” and they’d be like “ohhh okay”
don’t even joke about stealing candy from a baby man. i used to do it constantly but i quit cold turkey *distracted woman on phone pushing a stroller with a baby holding the biggest shiniest rainbow lollipop ever goes by i avert my gaze and clench my jaw*
Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.
starting a conspiracy theory that all scientific beliefs were correct at the time they were developed. the earth was the center of the solar system until later it changed and thats why gallileo noticed. you used to be able to cure tuberculosis with mercury and cocaine. subatomic particles didnt act like that until we tried to look at them
