Salty - Blog Posts
Random kindness? Or Salty revenge? (11.28.2017) // It was normal day. As usual i made my way through Targét, before work. Hunting for discount sales, like the true mother i am. Unfortunately, Lady Luck did not bless me w/her magical juju. After purchasing an unnecessary bathing suit for a whopping $40.71, I made my way into a widely popular café where Pumpkin Spice drinks are praised, like it were wine made from the blood of Christ, himself. Where the stereotypical teenage girl struts in, wearing yoga pants and UGG boots. (yes, Starbucks)
I set my belongings on a table secluded from the rest of the customers (bc loner✌🏻). I grab my wallet and turn back to obtain a place in line, when an arm shoots out in front of me. My eyes follow the arm to its owner. A girl with a red shirt and light khakis. She hands a small brown, paper bag w/2 white doves on it. “Here.” She says. “I wanted a chocolate chip one but they gave me this one.” I could only assume that her salty tone was directed at the Barista, who was too busy doing her job to pay attention at the death glares. I dismissed the bitter remark and thanked her for the free treat. Then, proceeded to order my beverage of choice (an iced chai w/coconut milk😏👌🏻). Now, as I type this theatrical caption, I’m enjoying this delicious, pumpkin spiced, octo-cookie. So,win. Moral of the story, never deny a gift?? Idk take what you want from this.😂
Current mood
What is your favourite ice cream flavour and why?
Not vanilla.
But I guess you probably knew that already… 😉
I tend to prefer when they combine sweet and salty components, perhaps because it’s similar to the composition of my soul: I’m sympathetic and sweet, but also sadistic and salty.
I bet fucking Robert Downey Junior is gonna be casted as Tommy Maximoff, just yall wait
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Some art I made for @sjofisk's character Salty. I had a lot of fun with this one ^w^
FIJI MERMAID
Day 17: Salty
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The Fiji Mermaid is a cryptid said to live near the Fiji Islands in the South Pacific. This cryptid was popularized by P.T. Barnum in his original Barnum’s American Museum.
Distant Shine Allures
Reposted from @mybudvase Shell-O Summer! We have a special Gift-With-Purchase just for you🌞🧜♀️🐚🧜🏿🌊 Today is the first day of Summer AND National Seashell Day 🐚 so we are Shell-abrating the season by gifting our new Stash Shells with every purchase of Yemaya! From now through June 30th every Yemaya purchased on our site will include an elegant brass trimmed shell container to hold your sea-weed! We even added a little surprise inside each one ~ swipe to Sea😉 (ps...our stash shells are available for purchase on our site too) (ps...if you ordered a Yemaya in the past 24hrs and missed this gift, don’t worry we will add it to your order when we ship on Monday😊) We love you all ~ Happy Summer #mermaid #yemaya #seashells #seaweed #stash #ocean #salty #mybudvase #mybudlifeZero energies. - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/CBq7uiTHJwE/?igshid=lavggh4e9mw8
DYLJ..? short #1
Jes actually eats her rice really salty cause of lack in taste. Huh, what a fun fact. These comics are based of off real people, so some things are over the top and some real reactions. Also don't go attacking them as there may be some rude jokes in the future. Most of these comics are based off of real life events. Thanks for reading!