Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Patton: hey Lo! what do you call a fish with no eyes?

Logan: an amblyopsidae

Patton:

Patton: a fsh.

Thomas: i'm sad

Patton: dang me too-

Patton: i  mean hi sad I'm dad-

Patton: i mean what's wrong kiddo?

Thomas:

Thomas: are you ok-

Remy: dear math, stop  asking me to find your x. He's not coming back

Remy: grow up and solve your own problems

Logan: (goes down to the kitchen at 2am) Virgil what in the world are you doing.

Virgil: brewing myself some coffee with coffee and hoping it doesn't kill me

Logan:

Logan: pour me a mug.

Virgil, concerned: dad, how high are you?

High Patton: no kiddo you're saying it wrong. It's hi, how are you? (giggles)

Virgil:

Roman:

Janus:

Thomas:

Logan: FOR THE LOVE OF CROFTERS

Virgil: I relate to vampires because I, too, need to be explicitly invited in before I have the audacity to participate in anything.

Roman: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Virgil: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Logan: Janus tripped and fell in the water fountain.

Patton: If you don’t kiss your boyfriend on his tiny soft little forehead, what are you even doing?

Janus: Yelling at him for trying to eat plastic.

Logan: Ok, we just have to think straight to solve this…

Roman: But I’m—

Logan: Now is NOT the time

Patton: I’m not—

Logan: Not you too

Virgil: Logan, I—

Logan: NO

Janus: Bu-

Remus: I’m—

Logan: OKAY FINE EVERYONE THINK GAY JUST MAKE A PLAN

Janus: I’ve decided I’m just gonna start gaslighting you

Patton: You're gonna start gaslighting me?

Janus: that's not what I said.

Remus: desperate times call for desperate pleasures

Janus: Remus I don’t think that’s how the saying goes

Out of everyone in the house, who kills/gets rid of the bugs?

Virgil: God, Janus, you’re such a dick! You’re like if Roman and Logan had a shitty child!

Roman: I--

Logan: I understand by our voices, and possibly personality, but appearances?

Virgil: Okay, I didn’t think that far ahead when I said it, but still! FUCK YOU, JANUS!

Roman: Everybody's tragic backstory gave them mad skills and all I got were trust issues and anxiety.

Patton, when Janus and Roman are fighting: Well, I guess we'll just have to look for proof to see who's not being truthful!

Janus, studying his gloves: Go ahead, search my room; I have nothing to hide.

Roman, indignant: Oh, and I do?!

Janus: Uh, did I say anything about you, stupid bitch?

Roman: ...

Janus, scoffing: Egocentric much?

Roman, sagely: Treat bugs as you wish to be treated.

Patton: Killed without hesitation.

Roman: NO— Do you need to talk?

Patton, voice breaking: Yeah that'd be nice

Janus, black veil attached to his bowler hat: This is so sad. I'll miss my husband so much.

Virgil: There's still blood on your hands. You obviously killed him.

Janus: So incredibly sad that my wealthy husband has died.

Virgil: You— This is so suspicious. How does nobody else find this incredibly suspicious?

Patton, hugging Janus: Shhh. He's grieving.

Logan, patting Janus's back: Shhh. He's single.

I can’t even afford Uber smh my head 😔

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This is the purest form of friendship 🥺🥺

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Wish I had as much confidence as Virgil-

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