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CAN WE PLEASE MAKE SV3S A THING

it just makes sense - everything will be by 4s

mxtx

tgcf

mdzs

sv3s

am i the only one who read sv3s only because i wanted more cucumberplane interactions ?

and honestly i was disappointed

where's my cucumberplane extra

Y’know… If we’re feeling daring we could perhaps call Tianlang-Jun x Shen Qingqiu (Yuan)

Heavenly Cum

That’s it, that’s the post.

I don’t know why, but I think Aoex and SVSSS would make a very good crossover fic.

Ao3 and sin is a good one i'mma start using that from now on

I made some svsss ones

Shang Qinghua: That's right, I'm a cut-sleeve. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Qingqiu: What??? I'm not a cut-sleeve.

Shang Qinghua: Haha, what're you talking about, you took me to that dual cultivation tavern.

Shen Qingqiu: So? They sold neat talismans!

Shang Qinghua: What about our trip to the Everlasting Hearts Cave then?

Shen Qingqiu: I wanted to see the Blooming Love Birds during nesting season!

Shang Qinghua: B-but... you made love to me--

Shen Qinghua: Okay, first of all, you landed face first into a sex pollen plant--

r/relationship_advice

u/smashedcucumbers

My (26M) Roommate (28M) kissed me and I don't know what to do now.

So, for context, my roommate (28M) and I (26M) are both straight men. For privacy, I will call him RM, for roommate. Onto the background.

So, RM is an author — or, attempts to be one. He has a lot of potential but squanders it all on writing shitty porn for money. I have read, and still do read, his work. The skill is present, but he doesn't lean into it.

I am very rich. I don't understand what it's like to not have money or worry where my next meal will come from, and after a lot of introspection and discussion with him, I acknowledge this privilege. Monetarily, and familially, I am very lucky. This isn't to brag, or to say I have no struggles of my own (believe me, I do), but purely to add context.

I offered to pay his bills, etc., so he could write what he wanted but he refused most help because he didn't want to be "just some sugar baby" (???) — in the end, he only moved into my apartment and let me cover the rent.

We have been living together for 2.5 years now.

With the background out of the way, I'll get into why I actually made this post, now.

Last night, RM and I were having another argument over his writing. Since moving in, he has let me begun editing & beta reading his work. I have a formal degree in literature and editing, but don't do it for work. Needless to say, I know what I'm doing.

We argue a lot over his writing. Something about last night's fight was different, though. It was more tense than usual. Ever since the power went out last week — during which we had to share my bed for warmth — there has been a strange energy between us, and I guess it all bubbled over during this fight.

I don't even really remember the details. It was about a scene in which the tension between the protag of his novel and his latest love interest snapped and they fell into a passionate night. I expressed how unnatural it felt in context with the rest of the chapter, and how sudden, and that there needed to be more proper build-up. RM disagreed. I then pointed out the kissing itself and how unrealistic it was. We went back and forth like this a bit, egging each other on and arguing.

At one point, he said something along the lines of, "like you could do better," and I snapped back that maybe I could. He laughed and said he'd like to see my try and, without thinking — in the heat of the moment — said fine, go ahead. The silence was...deafening I tried to backpedal immediately when I realized what I said — again we are both straight men. I don't even know why my head went there, let alone why I said it.

After that, it gets fuzzy. All I remember is one second I was stumbling over my words trying to backpedal, the next we were on the couch and I was in his lap. I came back to my senses when he tried to take my shirt off and, as ashamed as I am to admit it, I've been hiding at my older brother's house since.

I don't want to go back home while my head is still such a mess, but I think my brother & his husband are starting to get sick of my intrusion.

Reddit, what do I do? He hasn't tried to contact me all day, or at all since I fled last night. I've never questioned my sexuality before, but now I don't know what to think. I'm straight, but...I didn't hate it?

I'm really at a loss.

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u/streetcat 6hrs

Ever since the power went out last week — during which we had to share my bed for warmth — there has been a strange energy between us

bro...you cannot be serious.

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u/helpful-idiot 6hrs 🎂

Plain and simple, you need to talk to him. This isn't something that will just go away if you hide long enough. This needs real communication.

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u/endoftheline 6 hrs

we are both straight men

Are you sure about that? Genuinely. Has he ever told you he's straight? Brought home girls? Anything concrete?

he hasn't tried to contact me

It's likely he's just as panicked as you are, OP. You seem like close friends and, sexuality aside, this complicates that friendship.

what do I do?

1. Breathe.

2. Thank your brother and BIL for their hospitality.

3. Go home and talk to your friend.

Regardless of the outcome, you both deserve an honest conversation with all your cards on the table. Especially if he's having an identity crisis of his own. Have some faith in your friendship and work through this together.

edit: spelling

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u/smashedcucumbers OP • 5hrs

Thank you.

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u/smashedcucumbers OP • 4hrs

I'm going to talk to him. I might update properly later. Thank you all for the responses.

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To join this discord server, just send me a DM! I’ll add you/you add me or I can send the link in DMs.

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Hear ye hear ye, 18+ mxtx enjoyers!! If you like drama, romance and chaos join our server ⚜ LANLING GOLDEN INSTITUTE ⚜! It’s a college au where mxtx novels collide. The setting is of course modern and we have social media channels as well so your character can post all they want.

We do verify with ID to ensure the safety of our members, but all we need is your DOB! We ask that you cover all other info by coloring over or blurring it out.

To join this discord server, just send me a DM! I’ll add you/you add me or I can send the link in DMs.

Hope to see you!

Hello, 20+ MXTX enjoyers! If you're looking for a place to play any of your muses from TGCF, SVSSS or MDSZ, with admin-run plot events to keep the gears turning, we have the place for you.

This is a new server, so there are plenty of popular characters still open for the taking!

**THE PLOT**

In modern times, there is no magic, no sects and clans, no cultivation… until suddenly, there is. For these MXTX characters, when a person makes it through an incredibly trying time in their life, they find themselves suddenly faced with a glowing gold orb which introduces them to their newfound magical powers.

From there, a whole new realm, called Wuxia, opens itself up; a world one can cross over into from their modern world, and our characters find themselves able to slip between the two worlds like water through cracks in the pavement, from the modern world to one that breathes magic. From normal humans to spellcasters, each character is entrusted with keeping the secret of their realm from anyone not initiated into it.

But with this newfound magic comes a mystery… who is behind these mysterious invitations to the realm of magic, and what do they want?

**Please DM for the link if interested, must be 20+ to join. We do ID check for the safety and comfort of the server!**

Hello, 18+ MXTX enjoyers! If you're looking for a place to play any of your muses from TGCF, SVSSS or MDSZ, with admin-run plot events to keep the gears turning, we have the place for you.

This is a new server, so there are plenty of popular characters still open for the taking!

**THE PLOT**

In modern times, there is no magic, no sects and clans, no cultivation… until suddenly, there is. For these MXTX characters, when a person makes it through an incredibly trying time in their life, they find themselves suddenly faced with a glowing gold orb which introduces them to their newfound magical powers.

From there, a whole new realm, called Wuxia, opens itself up; a world one can cross over into from their modern world, and our characters find themselves able to slip between the two worlds like water through cracks in the pavement, from the modern world to one that breathes magic. From normal humans to spellcasters, each character is entrusted with keeping the secret of their realm from anyone not initiated into it.

But with this newfound magic comes a mystery… who is behind these mysterious invitations to the realm of magic, and what do they want?

**Please DM for the link if interested, must be 18+ to join**

{31/01/2023}

LuoShen [Svss]

HuaLian [tgcf]

WangXian [Mdzs]

{21/01/2023}

Animals [Svss,MDZS, Tgcf]

Xie Lian {TGCF}

Shen Qingqiu {SVSS}

Luo Binghe {SVSS}

San Lang / Hua Cheng {TGCF}

Lan Zhan {MDZS}

Luo Binghe [SVSS]

spot the diff games go hard

Shen Qingqiu + long skirts

ahem. That’s all.

no thoughts just shenmian

Lin Mian my beloved

I love moshenshang because the "moshang v cumplane" debate is the closest thing to a shipping war I've actually seen in the SVSSS fandom and I dealt with that by just smashing them together like two halves of a cucumber-hamster-ice cube sandwich from hell and handing it to the masses of Tumblr like a fifth grader proudly showing off their terrible macaroni art.

idiots.

average moshenshang exchange: Shen Qingqiu: do you literally have zero care for bro code???? Shang Qinghua: SORRY BRO I ONLY KNOW HTML AND SOME BASIC PYTHON Mobei-Jun: qinghua,,,, can talk to snakes?????? 

Shen yuan. I wanna kiss her.

Big fan of you and your moshenshang that pops on my fyp. I'm gonna draw one soon bcz of you. Also probs gonna drag my friend into this too.

AAAAAAAAA THIS MADE MY DAY BTW THANK YOU SO MUCH!

I’m so happy <3 have a sketch

”tell me about your OTP” sorry sir that would cost at least 5 dollars more. The most I can give you at this level is a shitty PowerPoint slide.

dreaming of a day when I’m not the only active contributor to the Moshenshang tag.

Shen Yuan is the target audience of “hang in there” cat posters, Shang Qinghua is the primary consumer

Mobei-jun wanted EVERYONE to know who SQH was married to. The next cultivation conference featured a LOT of cultivators falling out of their chairs. Shang Qinghua is just glad he finally seems to be getting some respect. He is unaware of his newfound harem.

Qinghua cuddles solve EVERYTHING.

people wanted the fic so!

@myheadgoesaround and @venshichan this is for you

SQH drops the ring twice before he even tries to propose, and panics when it actually is time. SQQ got too annoyed and took it from him to do it herself.

“See, you hack? That’s how you fucking do it.” Shen Yuan sighed, shaking her head and standing up. Shang Qinghua kept staring, for some reason, mouth open. “At least get it right, if you’re going to fucking… propo….”

Suddenly, she froze, covering her mouth. "Fuck."

Shang Qinghua jumped forwards, holding his hands out. "What? What's wrong?!" 

"You just were trying to propose to me," Shen Yuan whispered. "And I  took the ring and yelled at you."

"Um... yeah?" Shang Qinghua nodded. Shen Yuan was shaking.

"Fuck- I'm sorry. I completely ruined this, I'm sorry." She sat back down, holding her head in her hands, rubbing her eyes. 

Shang Qinghua scrambled forwards, shaking his head. "No! No! You didn't ruin anything! You're so- I was being an idiot, you helped me."

"I was such a bitch about it, though!" Shen Yuan said, nearly a whine. 

"You always are- that's what I love about you!" Shang Qinghua babbled, waving his hands. "I love that you're so bitchy and confident and you have such strong opinions and always know things I don't and aren't afraid to tell me when I'm being stupid! But you're also sweet! And you're always hyping me up, even when you're being totally tsundere about it!"

"I'm not  a-" Shen Yuan started, and he cut her off. "You totally are, cucumber-babe. But, like, fuck, it's okay! Because- because I love you." He ran out of breath, panting, still kneeled in front of her.

"You're stupid," Shen Yuan shook her head at him in exasperation. Then grabbed him by the collar, and pressed her lips to his, hard.

"I'll fucking marry you."

Shang Qinghua made a squeaking noise, before finally moving to kiss her back. 

"Oh- yay!"

He could feel the tears on her cheeks, and though he didn't say a word (since she'd never admit it), he kissed them away as sweetly as he could.

Cucumber wife <3

I wrote a flash fic of the proposal if anyone is interested it’s extremely dumb. (Also yes he tried to quote LBH in his vows and Shen yuan nearly went off on him for it but then saw he was crying and also broke down from how happy she was)