Tauros - Blog Posts
Some fake pokemon pun logos i saw made by @swainathan !
they also exist as stickers right here as well!
Also i @swainathan , i saw that you were looking for some suggestions, so feel free to use mine (shown at the third reblog) ! with credit pls
a pokenerd's guide to gettin' the girls p1
Are you a ducklett cuz i just swanna be wth you ;)
might make a p2 idk but i got plenty more of pokemon puns for goodbye and some for hello
if yall got any suggestions id love to hear em but nothing about doing people im a minor
welp see you later turtonators
Pokemon Res-taruos-ant puns ;)
Pancham Express - Panda Express
Taco Bellsprout - Taco Bell
I-Hoppip - I-Hop
Sawsbuck's - Starbuck's
Ben & Clefairy's - Ben & Jerry's
Dairy Nidoqueen's - Dairy Queen's
Burger Slaking's - Burger King's
Red Clauncher - Red Lobster
a pokenerd's guide to gettin' the girls p1
Are you a ducklett cuz i just swanna be wth you ;)
might make a p2 idk but i got plenty more of pokemon puns for goodbye and some for hello
if yall got any suggestions id love to hear em but nothing about doing people im a minor
welp see you later turtonators
It's almost the end of the year so I decided I should post some of this art stuff I have lying around.
Heya! Never have I ever been injured by my own pokemon?
-@slowpoke-enthusiast-avery
Howdy friend!
I’ve gotten all manner of injuries from my Pokémon and Pokémon under my care! The list is long, but I’ll try and keep it interesting.
When I was just starting out, my first Dodrio Hen broke one of my legs, and would have fully ended my life had Stoutland not been there to save me.
While watching over a competitively bred and freshly evolved Arcanine that my uncle dumped on me, I got a whole bunch of burns all over as he figured out just how to control his fire.
A few years back, when helping teach a school trip about Pokémon farming and ranching, one of the kids didn’t listen when I said “don’t go into the pasture by yourself.” And they snuck off and almost got turned into a fine powder by Grouchy the Tauros, who wound up breaking a few of my ribs in confusion instead.
Just earlier this year, I actually lost my left pinky finger to a spooked Dodrio that was trying to protect itself and its chicks from a wild Raichu that someone released without considering the local ecosystem.
There’s also always a minimum of one nasty looking bump, bruise, cut, or other such blemish from generally handling aggressive Pokémon with sharp bits all over their bodies on me at all times.
Got this lady done couple days ago
I feel tauros is way too big but it looks fine in the context of the rest of the pokemon so idk...