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3 years ago

Lucie: Ok, you need to start telling me why-

Grace: It’s better if I don’t tell you

Lucie: Better for who? Cause I’m not loving it. Friends, we tell each other things. There’s an exchange of information, leading to intimacy.

Grace:

Lucie: OK. Sometimes, when I’ve run out of toilet paper, I use sliced bread to clean myself. If I run out of that, I use slices of ham. It’s like a poor man’s wet wipe. I’m sharing that with you.

Grace, horrified: I really wish you hadn’t


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3 years ago

James and Matthew fighting a demon

Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!

James : no, we’re in this together

Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices


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3 years ago

Thomas: What are you doning when you meet someone new?

Alastair: I die

Thomas: ... you can just say hello

Alastair: No, I'm just gonna die


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4 years ago

Matthew: You consider me a friend?

Cordelia: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Matthew: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your family? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.


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4 years ago

Matthew: Hey, do you know anybody that can teach me how to play the trumpet?

Thomas: Why do you need to learn how to play the trumpet?

Matthew: I wanna wander around and annoy Charles by playing it.

Thomas, thinking about how Charles mistreated Alastair: Technically you don’t need to know how to play it to do that.

Matthew: You have opened my eyes, Thomas


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