Tua Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts
Is one of is hobbys fr
Viktor: what do you call disobeying the law?
Five: a hobby
Luther: *stares intensely at Five*
Five:...that we don't engage in
Klaus: If your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
Diego: I'm gonna be cremated so imagine a cloud of bones flying over the battlefield
Klaus: Oo metal
Viktor: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if you invite someone to your cabin in the woods, they're going to die.
Five: Yes, it's called "connotation".
Allison: My personal favorite is butt dial vs booty call.
Klaus: Mine is "forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".
Luther: Great news! Language is now cancelled!
Klaus: Do you ever feel like there’s bugs crawling all over you when there’s nothing there?
Viktor: That’s the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed.
Klaus: ...
Five: Viktor, quit traumatizing Klaus.
Klaus: I wasn’t that drunk.
Viktor: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Klaus: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Klaus : In my defense, I simply don’t vibe with the law.
Klaus: Hate crimes? Hmmm no I love them
Five: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Klaus, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality
Klaus: We need to leave
*Y/N's room in hotel Obsidian*
Five: The world is ending and-
Y/N: Yes, I'm watching a Sitcom, sue me.
Five: ....*sits next to Y/N*
Y/N: you're such a Ross sometimes.
Five: does that make you my Rachel?
Y/N: Well, I always considered us as Chandler and Monica- you being Monica.
Five *shrugs*: fair enough
Klaus from under the bed: And i'll be your Joey
*Y/N and Five scream*
guess who’s back, back again?
