Get you a boyfriend/girlfriend who doesn't look at you the way Winnie the Pooh looks at an oppressive totalitarian regime
Bill, son of Rapunzel & Eugene
Stan, son of Cruella De Vil
Eddie, son of Christopher Robin
Richie, "son" of Yzma (Yzma is too old, so Richie is actually Kronk's son)
Beverly, daughter of Ariel & Eric
Mike, son of Tiana & Naveen
Ben, son of Anna & Kristoff
Extra: Georgie, son of Cinderella & Prince Charming