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Witcher + Bard nap time (they desperately need it)
Happy extremely late Fatherās Day
Imma be so honest. Making Jaskier/Dandelion bi, makes sense. Like. Before I even got into the witcher when I first had any introduction to his character I thought he was queer. "Oh but he's a womanizier." Okay? Never said he wasn't. But he definitely also gets into the pants of said women's husbands aswell. Books? Bi. Games? Bi. Show? Bi. Hexer? Bi.
Man, dandelion/jaskier is so so queer. Take a good look in the mirror and then come back and tell me I'm wrong.
I can go into a more detailed rant if anyone would wanna read it all. Lol
Kingdom of amular Reckoning / re-reckoning.
My favorite of all time.
My dearest followers and mutuals and friends and lovers. I am going to extend one deadly serious question to you on this beautiful afternoon.
What is your #1 video game recommendation
CDPR, I can't open a romantic option in dialog with Takemura, fix this bug pls
The proper way to dress for a renaissance festival
Yennefer of Vengerberg
Some latest Witcher 3 fanart
Letās gooo! When they dropped first hints I thought she was the most likely protagonist but I also thought it might be cool to get someone unknown. Itās her game of course and Iām looking forward to playing XD
I had to draw her she looked so gorgeous :3
Hold up! Thedas...???
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Love these additions, especially the Lambert one!
I am presently part of circuit class and it helped remind me of a specific attribute of silver.
Silver is the most conductive metal on earth. Witchers carry a full, 1m+ bar of it sheathed on their back.
If electricity works about the same on the continent as it does in the real world, I think that it would affect Witchers, in some way. Imagine this: fellow stopped by the side of the road to fight some nekkers in the middle of the rain, just to get himself struck by lightning when he dared raise his sword. Though luck surviving that.
It reminded me Geralt hate storms in the games. (as in he always calls out when they start and sounds positively annoyed at them), so what about a hc/AU thingy about Witchers fearing electricity?
By fear, I mean full-on rejection and avoidance of everything that has to do with electricity. I imagine that half-inspired to prevent scenarios like the one presented above, and half by their own personal fear of it, the schools would encourage their students to be scared.
The young ones learn quickly about the dangers of electricity. All are forced to touch a statically charged object with their finger at least once, to distinguish what being shocked feels like, what your hair sticking up with static feels like. The kids are then thought, both by education and the adultās obvious revulsion, to absolutely hate both.
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Of Witchers and Children
As I really like to snoop in on the conversations the NPCs have in The Witcher, I realised a good part of the NPCs that are nice to you (without you doing something like a contract to win their favor) are kids. Even then, they just run up to you and ask you a question, which even if some of them are not really positive (Like ādo Witchers really eat little kids with their stewā or something like that), itās a step forward from their adult counterpart, who want you out their sight as quickly as possible.
To mention as well, me realising the statement above made me grow a soft spot for the kid NPCs. As in, theyāre the only NPCs I purposefully donāt knock over, and if I have a chance to help one I drop everything and go do whatever it is they need (It almost got me killed once lmao).
So, inspired by all of that, I have a few thoughts where Witchers must have realized this diffrence in treatment and made an unwritten rule to be nice to kids as much as possible. Witchers who donāt are considered assholes and untrustworthy. and just them being more open to interacting with kids because of it would be so cute!Ā
Going back to the kid who asks you if you eat children, some Witcher would just say: āNo, I donāt eat children. I only eat mean adults who are not nice to them.ā
The children NPCs also compliment your medallion a bunch, and I would expect Witchers would take kindly to that. I assume their medallion to be a prized possession of theirs, so maybe they would mutter a little thank you (You have no idea how much I wish I could do that in-game) with a small smile. To add, wouldnāt it be so cute if the big āscaryā Witcher would kneel on the ground to be on the same level as the kid and ask, āYou wanna see it?ā. The Witcher would show off his medallion and say āYes itās a (insert animal of his school). My school likes them. When Iām near monsters and magic, it hums.ā And little things like that. (also, a joust like āwow itās humming right now! Are you magic??ā with a theatrical gasp would make itself in the conversation somewhere.)
When you go to a school in Novigrad, one of the little girl NPC exclaim she would be a witcheress when she grows up as they are playing in the courtyard. a little boy makes fun of her because āgirls canāt be witchersā.
Now being a Witcher is probably not all fun and the road to become one really isnāt, by any extent. So Witchers themselves would not approve of someone else aspiring to be one, I would assume. Nevertheless, I do not think someone like Geralt, who raised Ciri, would take happily to some little girl being made fun of and told she cannot do something just because she is a girl, especially when itās his own trade. So, he goes to see the kids and he tells the girl; āYou canāt be a witcheress. If youāre a girl in my trade, youāre a _Witcher _and thatās that,ā matter-of-factly. Then, maybe he would tell the girl some plant facts (for example, ādid you know Witchers use little flowers, like Celandine and Honeysuckle in their potions?ā and would tell her some things about the flowers).
Something else for thought; A Witcher would sit on a bench and pull his bestiary from his bag and immediately, the kids playing in the puddles down the street flock to him and ask what heās reading. The witcher tells them āthis is my book about monsters.ā To which the kids nod, ask for him to read some to them. Theyāre given a toned-down lecture about some common monster, alongside how to properly run away from them (with promises they do not try to seek them out or attempt to fight them). To mention, this kind of interaction is really beneficial for the kids. Iād think maybe some Witchers made it a tradition to sit out in the open with their bestiary whenever they arrive at a village, in hopes some kids would flock to them and a short lecture could be given to help keep them safe. (They never just ask. Iād assume parents wouldnāt be keen on being asked if the big scary witcher could tell the kids about monsters, of all things. Iām certain they would get the wrong idea, as in, witcherās trying to snatch a kid to make more Witchers.)
And last of my running thought, some kid meets Aiden and Lambert while they travel and tells lambert he has eyes like a kitty cat. To which Lambert corrects the kid saying he is a wolf. So he has eyes like a wolf. Aiden is the kitty cat here. Aiden just nods along as if the difference really is that important.
you know when you're about to die so you just spam food? yeah. I have sunken way too many hours into this darned game
U brok my silvr swoard women
Sorry, he's so silly I love him
First effects of my super awesome Vivienne photoshoot :) Vivienne human - me ( VanthicaĀ ) Vivienne bird - The Cosplay Engineer (here:Ā @aensaevherne) Beautiful photos: Pictures by Ina
Some Witcher sketches from a few months ago. Also obviously psyched about the new Gwent expansion packā¦.
I imagine they are on vacations in White Orchard.
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Ciri may have two fathers but only one of them is The Daddy :3
