Woah Mama - Blog Posts
am i even allowed to post this (am i gonna get bannde)
*hands you a single grain of sand*
Woah mama I dropped it
let's. let's woah with mama. i'll see myself out
LET'S WHOA WITH MAMA
let's. let's woah with mama. i'll see myself out
Woah mama, you can come out if you're an egg, we're really accepting here
woah mama theres weird ominous plastic eggs on your blog???
Woah mama they're gonna put me in the egg
After I saw this, an Elvis impersonator post came up. They’re everywhere for me too 😭
tumblr why
Where tf are all these alternate Elvis blogs coming from Any minute now there's gonna be a british Elvis that says 'Blimey mama' or something of the like
NOW WE HAVE THE FUCKING ELVISVERSE?! 😭😭
how it feels opening tumblr recently
He's right. There really is nothing as special and as human as kindness. Especially now, especially in a world where kindness is punished and hate rewarded. The moral of tonights story is this: kindness shines brightest in the darkest of time's, in our world and in... The Twilight Zone.
elvis do you believe it's important to be kind in a world that isn't
Woah mama it's the only thing that's important
@elvis-official eating bugs in the Mojave dessert in order to survive
Woah mama Elvis so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son Woah mama the Son of Elvis died for our sins
let's. let's woah with mama. i'll see myself out
opinions on IHNMAIMS?
WOAH MAMA. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO WOAH MAMA YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORDS WOAH MAMA WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE MAMA I WOAH FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. WOAH MAMA. WOAH MAMA.
KURT COBAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE KURT COBAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The pinup pole has spoken. Dental assistant Gooseberry be upon you