Big Oof - Blog Posts
had to explain that tails from sonic was not a hedgehog but a fox to someone in a vc yesterday and then he asked why tails doesnt just eat sonic
My friend just referred to Christians as “the Jesus fandom” and I give up XD
Next up....... @fishyseidon ! I feel like our Seidons would be pretty chill together. It's just a simple doodle, I hope I got his design right :)))
(Ps. Ignore the anatomy, I'm being lazy rn >:3)
Enjoy my Eggman AU. I worked hard I guess. Remember if you have a idea I’ll do stuff about it, just comment or ask👍
Spread awareness bros
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Anyone else overwhelmed with modern life expectations?
Like I could probably have graduated some housewife school like three times over now. I know the cleaning hacks. I know the social planning. I can perform the femininity, in skirts and pants. I know the sewing (functional and recreational) and the crafts. I can cook very well. I know other people of varying gender identities who can do the same (with or without the femininity, as it were).
What I can’t do is focus long enough to write 16 pages of essay on topics I am burnt out on (because of my university taking away spring break cause the Greek life kids couldn’t be responsible about the pandemic and not party for five minutes last semester), to further my education, for a career I never planned to even have as a kid, so I can be self sufficient (good) and avoid being told I’m wasting my potential (bad). Even though I’m smart enough for it, it’s not what I’m truly passionate about.
It’s all so much, like in another life I could have had a couple kids and a husband and a reasonably clean house and been living my best life by now, but instead all I have are increasingly taxing assignments, the single life, a messy house, no time for anything else and enough stress and anxiety to have been institutionalized over back then. Like I just want to be a homemaker. Thanks capitalism
Same jumper? Were they sharing or did they have one each? In my mind this is George’s and Paul has borrowed it. ❤️
You know the thing??
The thing where you’re trying to read a book and actually concentrate on it but daydreams keep aggressively yeeting themselves at you like ??? Can I read my book pls??
and just in case you thought she was lying...
I'm to tired to even explain this train wreck. So take it. Shes a siren, not a mermaid^^
Alucard @ his dad in S1:
Okay so we’re going back a generation to daddy #1. Jango Fett. And I bet this man has a breeding kink baby!! Imagine that you’re like a nanny to little Boba on Kamino while Jango is off hunting, and he sees how much you take care of Boba.
Maybe little Boba calls you mom here and there. The first time it happens Jango is so caught off guard. Just starting back and forth between you and Boba. You just shrug because you’ve tried to tell him you’re not his mom but you love his as your own either way, but boba just isn’t having it. He sees you as mom and that’s that. Jango starts to become use to it. He starts to fantasizes the three of you as a family.
One day he’s talking to Boba and refers to you as “your mother”. He stops dead in his tracks, slowly looks up at you only to find you smirking back at him from across the room. From then on his sweet romantic fantasies turn erotic. He thinks about making babies this you. How he want to breed you. Keep you full all the time. How you’d look pregnant with his kid. As soon as he got the okay that you could have sex again you better believe he’s putting another baby in you. So yea. That’s been on my mind lol. Would love to hear your thots on this. Love you!! 😘😘😘
Paid nanny promoted to baby mama ;)
Okay but seriously I LOVE this 😭😭 daddy Jango would just. NEED to keep you full and pregnant all the time 🥺 nothing gets him harder than seeing your womb swelled with his child and you can bet your ass he’s going to be praising you and showering you in all the love and affection and orgasms that you could possibly want.
Can we also take a good second to talk about baby making sex with Jango???? He’s gonna be hitting it so deep and primal and I’m willing to bet that he’s gonna run his mouth off to you. Telling you all the dirty things running through his mind (I don’t see jango being as degrading as boba though, I can see him praising you, telling you how sexy you look, how incredible you make him feel). How all he can think about is knocking you up, and keeping you that way until he’s satisfied that you have enough children 😭
Imagine him filling you up multiple times per session, fingers slick with the mixture of both of your cum, clumsily between your legs as you orgasm for.. you’d lost track of how many times. But Jango is desperate for you to cum as many times as he can will you to, drunk on the feeling of your cunt around his cock and maybe the orgasms will get you knocked up faster? Picture all the sloppy kisses down your neck and him sucking those thicc lips along the junction of your shoulder while he loses his fucking mind 😩
I would go on but fuckkk 😩😩😩 in short, baby daddy jango got me fucked. UP.
gettin full-named and receiving psychic damage
these gays are out of control, we CANNOT let this keep happening oh my GOD - it’s an epidemic, i fear
pick your situationship to cultleader pipeline!!
