currently trying out some effects if you’re wondering about the stars X3
here’s the new and improved version :3
tumblr fucked up my quality a lot.
gorgus queen please tear me apart with a hatchet
The plan was also to draw Akiko in Ranpo's clothes💋
Men have no rights 🦋
The Clawed Detective Agency (first four)
Fukuzawa (All cats are created equal)
- [ ] Older cat
- [ ] Silver fur
- [ ] Loves the smell of fresh brewed green tea
- [ ] Loves his “son” Ranpo
- [ ] Refuses to be adopted without the others
- [ ] Fights Fukuchi and Mori
- [ ] Only fights if provoked or his colony is in danger
- [ ] If you are trusted he herds you to the cuddle pile
Ranpo (Supurr Deduction)
- [ ] Chubby cat
- [ ] Brown and black (hints of white)
- [ ] Loves stealing snacks
- [ ] Your chips? His chips
- [ ] Caused four affairs to be revealed in the span of two weeks
- [ ] Likes watching you play games
- [ ] Loves when you give him snacks
- [ ] Steals Chuucat’s treats
- [ ] Bullies Poe at times
- [ ] Dragged Mushitaro into their group
- [ ] The first one to initiate the cuddle pile
- [ ] Always on top of the pile
- [ ] Knows not to eat chocolate
Yosano (thou shall not meow)
- [ ] Black cat (white butterfly mark on head)
- [ ] Loves her butterfly collar
- [ ] Loves playing with the first aid kit
- [ ] Usually watching Ranpo when Fukuzawa is busy
- [ ] Scares the other cats
- [ ] Loves the smell of wine
- [ ] Loves catnip wine
- [ ] Looks after the kittens at times
- [ ] Hates Mori and Kaiji with a burning passion
Kunikitty (Doppo Pawet)
- [ ] Rare golden fur
- [ ] Has a mental schedule
- [ ] Late one minute? How dare you
- [ ] He tried to steal your coffee once. You began drinking water to keep him safe
- [ ] Stressed (thanks to Catzai)
- [ ] Bunny kicks Catzai when annoyed
- [ ] Loves the smell of tea and coffee
- [ ] The mature one of the group
- [ ] Has custody battles over Aya with Bram
Ranpo: Candy corn tastes horrible.
Yosano: Then why are you eating it?
Ranpo: *Shrugs* It’s like you hate it and yet still crave it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY QUEEN YOSANO WHATTT
Summary!: Asking Ada (+ chuuya and aku) for money!
Characters: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi, Ranpo, Kunikida, Fukuzawa and Yosano!!
a/n: making these is so fun. dazai gave birth to you out of his ass.
a/n: If any of these are mischaracterized um.. think of it as fannon!!
The poem is Labor Pains by Yosano Akiko and her outfit is based on her mayoi card
a/n- bbg chuuya is on his way i promise
marina and the ada (pt 1)
cw - implied p*edophilia (by mori) in yosano’s
kunikida
“all my life, i’ve been fighting for what i believe”
a man so utterly obsessed with his ideals
but the world won’t ever align with them
he can’t help but feel that his ideal world is only make believe. he can’t help but feel that that the only why to truly live in a world of his ideals is the world in his dreams.
ranpo
“if you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you. tv taught me how to feel; now real life has no appeal”
he is the world’s greatest detective. he has the world’s greatest mind. and he knows it.
he spent all his life thinking that everyone was just as smart as he is. but he was wrong.
now, he has to stop himself every time. what he thinks is obvious cannot be said. that is what he was taught.
and when one is constantly trying to mask their true self, depression is inevitable.
yosano
“why be a wallflower when you can be a venus fly trap?”
she never had the chance to be a little girl. she had to learn to fight back.
when she worked as a nurse in the war, she had to be smart. she had to be snarky to deal with his advances.
and so, that’s how she grew up: a snarky, smart, serious girl.
Dazai, extremely drunk: Who is.....who is that ginger beauty who wears a hat with those perfect blue eyes?
Yosano: That's your boyfri-
Dazai: I'll fuck him tonight, don't tell Chuuya.
Yosano: Ok bro, I won't tell him.
*20 minutes later*
Chuuya, also very very drunk: Sorry man, you're rlly hot but I have a boyfriend...
Dazai: I see, let's call him to join us then! 😉
Chuuya: *calls Dazai and Dazai's phone rings*
Dazai, picking up the phone: Hellooo...
Chuuya, looking at Dazai: 😶
Dazai, looking at Chuuya: 😶
Yosano: 🤦♀️
Yosano: Hey, Dazai, who's your favorite singer or band?
Dazai: I don't really have one.
Yosano: Oh c'mon pretty boy, everyone has one.
Kunikida: It's propably arctic monkeys.
Dazai: Fine. If you really wanna know that bad...it's taylor swift.
Yosano: Who? Gotta speak up.
Dazai: Taylor Swift.
Ranpo: HAH, I KNEW IT! YOU ALL OWE ME FIVE BUCKS.