Canadian Mc
As a Canadian I can say that most of us make fun of stupid people not from Canada, with telling them all lies about our climate. So mc is from Canada and is now laughing about the facts they give the other first years (most of them are fake tho).
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Ace: Hey, Yuu how is everything in your world like.
Mc: Well we’re I’m from it’s really cold all the time.
Ace: That doesn’t seem to bad, Jack lives in the north.
Mc: Cold enough that in some places people live in igloos because they can’t build houses in the climate.
Ace: Oh!
Mc: I was close to the border so I lived in a house, but in knew people how didn’t.
Ace: !?!?
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Silver: How dose police get by with out carriages or cars as it seems you don’t have roads of any kind.
Mc: Horses, police ride horses.
Silver: So do you know how to ride them.
Mc: No, most people move by dog sleds, snowmobiles or walking.
Silver: Oh.
Lilia: *Mouths to Mc “lies”*
Mc: *Smiles and brings finger to mouth*
Lilia: *Nods and smiles*
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Mc: I’m sorry I’m late!
Crewel: Bad dog, why were you late!
Mc: There was a moose outside of my dorm!
Crewel: You could have just left.
Mc: No! Me getting even close to a moose is like a mouse fighting a dragon. I could have died if I left my dorm.
Grim: How the hell do you know that?
Mc: In Canada moose’s come and go were so schools sure down because of them.
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Jack: I want to know more about the wild life from Canada.
Mc: Moose will trample anyone that gets to close to them, survivors of moose attacks say that the moose will show up outside their house.
Jack: How about bears.
Mc: Polar bears are the only bear that will follow someone to kill them, a normal size human male torso is that same size of their paw.
Jack: Ok that’s all I need.
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The moose and polar bear are actually facts so try avoiding those animals.