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hugging them for the first time pt5

Pomefiore Dorm & staff (Vil, Rook, Crewel, Trein, Vargas, and sam)

Y/n has been at NRC for a while and she's never hugged anyone (besides grim) until today. Y/n took in a deep breath before walking out the door of the ramshackle dorm with grim on her shoulder.

Rook Hunt: He already knows what's going on and is excited! When he sees y/n walking towards the pomefiore dorm he was singing praises as he ran towards her. Y/n had a feeling rook knew he’s rook he always knows. Anyway when she saw the blond hunter running towards her singing praises she just shook her head, smiled, and held her arms out for the french man, Which he quickly wrapped his arms around her and hugged y/n very tightly while swinging her around.

Vil Schoenheit: Ask before touching! Y/n may be his favorite potato but ask first! Vil was in his room doing his normal afternoon routine when he heard a knock on the door “enter!” vil said as he just finished putting the lotion on his face “Roi du Poison little trickster is here to see you” Rook happily said as he opened the door revealing both rook and y/n “come in my potato! You're just in time to try this new lotion! Rook shut the door on the way out please!” Vil smiled as he patted the seat beside him. Y/n walked over to him and gently sat down beside him. “Ok my potato, what brings you to me today?” vil asked as he rubbed the lotion on y/ns puggy face “Nothing wrong, i just wanted to ask if i could give the fairest of them all a hug?” Y/n asked vil looked at her before smiling and pulling her into a hug “of course potato! Thank you for asking as well” vil said as he patted the back of her head.

Crowely: Hair spay and a lighter I'm making smoked crow sorry Crowley fans, no touching this man in my story. Crowely “come on give me a hug i’ve been so generous” “Mf you overwork me, cut the money, threaten to kick me out of the ramshack if i don't do your job and more!” Crowely sat pouting in a corner. Y/n definitely bribed ruggie to steal the crows credit cards ( my Hogwarts oc everytime crowley upsets her off “AVADA-” was tackled and hugged by the first years.)

Crewel: Father! Y/n saw her father figure she smiled as she quickly walked up beside him “afternoon professor crewel you need some help?” y/n asked crewel looked shocked for a second “sorry pup you startled me, but yes i would greatly appreciate the help” crewel said as y/n opened her arms he gently placed some of the stuff he was holding into her arms “thank you pup!” crewel smiled at y/n as they started walking. As they walked down the hall y/n and crewel was talking about each others days since today was one of the days y/n didn’t have potions. Crewel was proud that she got a 90% on her last history quiz. Soon they got to crewel's classroom and they placed everything on his desk “D- professor crewel earlier you looked very concentrated. Anything else I can help you with?” y/n asked crewel smiled before he shock his head no “no pup thank you though and here for helping me” crewel replied as he handed her a lollipop y/n smiled before hugging him. Crewel froze before hugging her back. They soon let go of each other Y/n waved by before she left. Crewel nodded to himself “i’ve made up my mind” {can you guess where this is going? hehe)

Trien and Lucius: Grandpa! Head pats{he reminds me of my grandpa. Strict and good at history} Trien was walking out of his classroom with Lucuis when he saw y/n walking down the empty school hall “hello professor Trien, Hello Lucius!” y/n waved at them “y/n meow what are you doing roaming the halls at this hour school ended thirty minutes ago” Trien asked as he watched y/n pet lucius making the grumpy cat purr “i was helping Professor crewel take stuff to his classroom” y/n replied Trien nodded. Y/n went to his side before hugging him he just hmmed before gently patting her on the head. “Now run along” Trien said y/n nodded and quickly walked off. Trien had a small smile on his lips.

Vargas: He will pick you/BEAR HUG! Vargas was putting up some of the left over brooms from flight class. “Here” a small voice said Vargas turned to see y/n holding the rest of the brooms “Thanks! I’m glad you're here. I wanted to let you know you’re really good at flying, i’m proud!” Vargas said as he took the brooms from her and locked him up in their place. Vargas turns around and bear hugs y/n, y/n just laughed and tries to hug him the best she could.

Sam: Big brother. Sam knew y/n was on her way to see him, his friends on the other side told him. Soon he heard the door open “Hello my Little imp! What can i do for you today?” sam asked as he walked up to y/n “i need something but you don’t sell it” y/n started sam hmmed “hmm what would that be? Since your my favorite imp i can get it in a snap!” sam smiled bowing alittle bit “A hug from you” y/n said quickly Sam straighten back up and looked at her for a second “you wanna hug from me?” sam asked y/n nodded “only if you’re ok with it” she replied sam just smiled “Come here little imp!” he said opening his arms y/n gladly hugged him and she could feel someone hugging her back she looked the best she could and saw sams shadow on the wall hugging her.

Twst quotes #05

Yuu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Ace: Not it!

Deuce: Not it!

Grim: Not it!

Yuu: … None of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Yuu: ARE YOU-

Ace: Fucking.

Yuu: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Ace: Fucking.

Yuu: IDIOT!

Leona: … What was that?

Ace: Crewel banned Yuu from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

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Ace: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kalim…

Yuu: As you should be.

Ace: No, for real, he's just really-

Yuu:As. You. Should. Be.

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Ruggie: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog…

Leona: What's updog?

Ruggie: Jack! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Yuu, grinning: I have acquired a knife!

Crewel: Put it down Yuu.

Yuu: You have magic! I have knife. Fair trade! *sprints away*

Twst quotes #04

Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.

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Cater: Croissants: dropped.

Kalim: Road: works ahead.

Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.

Idia: Shavacado: fre.

Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.

Leona:

Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?

Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.

Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.

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Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.

Yuu: Grass? Yes!

Idia: Moss? Yes!!

Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!

Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.

Yuu: Twigs? Usually!

Idia: Lilia's cooking? Inconclusive!

Azul: How did you… test this?

Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.

Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.

Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.

Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.

Yuu: You can get me home.

Sam: Don't be such a bitch.

Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

Twst quotes #03

Kalim: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves. 

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Deuce: Good morning.

Epel: Good morning. 

Jack: Good morning. 

Crewel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. 

Ace: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! 

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Grim: Thanks for not telling Yuu what happened. 

Trey, Dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this. 

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Jamil: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules. 

Epel: What? 

Jamil: Is there a point system, or is it to the death? 

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Yuu: You three explain right now! 

Ace: It was Grim.

Deuce: It was Grim.

Epel: It was Grim.

Grim:

Grim: … Fuck. 

A very strong warning to Jamil~ 😨😜

*Jamil stared at the scene in horror and disbelief. In front of him was Kalim, drenched in his own pool of blood, with MC holding the dagger they had used to kill him.

*The Scarabia students were rendered speechless, not knowing what to do.*

Scarabia student A: C-Call a teacher!

*All of them scrambled out of their seats, wanting to escape that place. Soon, everyone had left except for MC and Jamil.*

Jamil: ...

Jamil: Why did you kill him... I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO KILL HIM!!!

MC: This was your desire, master. Are you not satisfied? *gives him an eerie smile*

Jamil: *an indescribable feeling washed over him, and he fainted soon after*

Professor Crewel: Viper! VIPER!

Jamil: !!!

Professor Crewel: *lets out a sigh of relief*

Jamil: Wh-Where am I...? *then remembers what happened earlier*

Jamil: Kalim! What happened to Kalim?!

Professor Crewel: Calm down. Al Asim is in the laundry room, getting the dye out of his clothes.

Jamil: Huh...?

MC: I’m sorry; I didn’t know you would pass out. I should have been more careful.

Jamil: ...

Professor Crewel: You caused a complete panic in Scarabia with your performance. Even the headmage was nearly convinced.

MC: That was made possible by Jamil, who gave me the reaction I needed. *smiles*

Jamil: ...

MC: *volunteered to accompany Jamil back to his dorm*

MC: I’d like to apologize again for disrupting your plans. You must be quite frustrated.

Jamil: ...

Jamil: What you did... it was meant as a warning, wasn't it?

MC: No, I merely presented a possible outcome—

MC: —of what could have happened if it failed.

Jamil: ...

Kalim: THAT WAS AMAZING!!! I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!

MC: ...

MC: For someone who's been through so many assassination attempts, you seem awfully enthusiastic about it.

MC: I thought you'd be upset.

Kalim: Haha! Maybe because it was fake!

Kalim: Actually, I enjoyed lying in that pool of fake blood!

MC: *chuckles* Would you like me to give you the ingredients and steps for making it?

Kalim: *grins* Yes! Can we do it now?

MC: Of course.

Vil: ...

Rook: What's on your mind, Roi du Poison?

Vil: ...

Vil: I'm convinced MC didn't do this just to create a teaching tool for the club members.

Rook: *amused smirk*

Rook: I agree. The execution was flawless, and everyone's reaction was genuine fear.

Vil: ...

Vil: Now I'm curious what Jamil did to deserve that.

Rook: *smiles*

Rook: We will never know.

Jamil: ...

Jamil: *remembers MC's eerie smile*

Jamil: I hope that wouldn't give me nightmares...

Twisted wonderland x Alchemist Mc

Mc is from the same world of Fullmetal Alcemist: Brotherhood and fought during the promise day. Mc has saw truth by trying to bring their older brother back from the dead, he studied alchemy and ended up killing himself after finding out the truth about the philosopher stone. Mc can use sapphire fire alchemy (their brothers work) and lost their right arm.

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Mc cleaned ramshackle in a day, with just clapping their hands and doing some alchemy.

Crowley: Yuu... is this the same dorm I gave to you!?!

Mc: Yeah, I just used some alchemy to fix it up and all.

Crowley: I could use this to make the whole school shine better then RSA!

Mc: Not a chance am I doing that for you.

Crowley: I will not not give you any extra cash.

Mc: This is abuse of power.

———

Alchemy class is confusing for them as all they do is potions and understand the laws of it. Mc just sleeps through the whole class as they already know everything about it.

Crewel: Ok so dose anyone know the laws of equivalent exchange.

Mc: Mankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.

Crewel: Good puppy! See maybe I should make everyone stay for extra lessons as it seems to be working.

Mc: Nah it didn’t work at all, in my world I am an alchemist so I already know the rules.

———

People finding out about Mc having automail and having them freak out.

Mc: It’s so hot in this gash darn room! *takes off sweater and gloves to be in a tank top*

Deuce: Y-Yuu! What happened to your arm?!

Mc: Oh... I committed a taboo among alchemy.

Ace: So committing this taboo gives you a cool metal arm?

Vil: No you potatoes! Yuu tried human transmutation and saw truth!

Mc: As punishment of doing it I lost my arm... to make it worst I was just 10 years old when I did it knowing it was wrong.

Rook: You must have tried to bring someone you love very much back to life.

Mc: Some other alchemist who committed the taboo found out it really wasn’t the person they were trying to bring back... mine was the same.

Kalim: That must feel bad suffering for someone else you didn’t want to bring back.

Mc: No I am happy as I didn’t make my brother die twice and the pain I went through is what I needed to move on from his death.

Vil: Strong words for a potato, now everyone back to work!

———

Mc having interesting conversation with diasomnia.

Sebek: Human! We will be needing your help.

Mc: What do you need my help with homunculus?

Sebek: I am not a homunculus!

Mc: Yeah I don’t think anyone beside a homunculus would look down upon humans!

*Tea with Diasomnia*

Lilia: Mc why do you hate being called human when that what you are?

Mc: Oh you see in my home country the king was a homunculus that was just going to use the whole kingdom as a giant sacrifice for a philosopher stone!

Malleus: So you were stuck knowing what was going to happen.

Mc: Only some of us knew but we did what we could and took them all down including the master mind of who they called father.

Twisted wonderland x Obey Me!Mc

Mc was five when they first went to Devildom and they got adopted by Lucifer as they had no family. They are now 16 yeas old and they get transported to Twisted Wonderland, how will everyone react with Mc having a fucked up sense of humour, can blackmail people in minutes, just to cute to say no to and really innocent (the brothers protected her innocent a little too much).

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Mc has NO fear at all. After you have face Lucifer enough times nothing scares you anymore. Mc has eaten stuff that should have killed them... but it didn’t.

Crewel: Yuu! Why did you eat that, bad dog!

Mc: We eat this all the time back at home! It’s totally normal.

Crewel: That was highly poison to humans!

Mc: Oh. Well I’m fine!

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At random day Mc will have one of the demon brothers following them or sleeping on them. The first time it happened was with Belphegor, he slept on mc for the whole day and they had to drag him around the school.

Ace: Yuu who’s that?

Mc: He’s Belphegor Avatar of Sloth.

Ace: What is he doing?

Mc: He’s sleeping dumbass

Deuce: On your head.

Mc: Yes.

Deuce: Are you use to him sleeping on your head as you drag him?

Mc: Of course, he dose this all the time. Now let’s go to class.

*At class*

Crewel: Yuu! Who is that sleeping on you?

Mc: He’s Belphegor the Avatar of Sloth.

Crewel: He can’t be here as he is not a student.

Belphegor: I will do what ever I want you stupid mortal being!

Crewel: What did you just say!

Belphegor: Fuck you! I will sleep wherever I want to!

Mc: He’s a demon.

Crewel: Please tell me sooner if someone is a demon puppy.

———

The strongest demon that had ever followed Mc around would be Mammon, which people weren’t scared of as he my be powerful but is actually really nice. Night Raven College has only seen Belphegor, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satan and Mammon. So after winter break Lucifer arrived at the school, sending everyone into shock.

Lucifer: Yuu! Where have you been!

Mc: I have been going to a school called Night Raven College in Twisted Wonderland.

Lucifer: You can’t use magic in that world.

Mc: I know. I have a cat raccoon thing named Grim that can do magic.

Lucifer: I will be following you around today. Now where are you from you surely don’t sleep in this place.

Mc: I do sleep here...

Lucifer: Take me to the headmaster so we can have a little chat about your living conditions.

Ace: Yuu ready for another d-

Lucifer: *Smiling and glaring at ADeuce*

Deuce: Umm. H-hello s-si-sir Lucifer!

Mc: He’s my papa!

Grim: He came in the middle of the night.

-Later in Crowley’s office-

Mc: Headmaster someone needs to see you~

Crowley: If you are asking about the way home I’m not d-

Lucifer: No. I want to talk to you personally.

Crowley: Mr. L-Lucifer! What brings you here?

Lucifer: I want to know about the dorm you put my child in and how you treat them.

Crowley: Uh um. Ohhhh yes. We can talk about that.

Mc: I have to go to class bye.

———

Mc and Grim had now gotten Ramshackle dorm renovated and their allowance has been raised. In the end it is now school known that Mc is the adopted child of Lucifer Avatar of Pride.

Canadian Mc

As a Canadian I can say that most of us make fun of stupid people not from Canada, with telling them all lies about our climate. So mc is from Canada and is now laughing about the facts they give the other first years (most of them are fake tho).

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Ace: Hey, Yuu how is everything in your world like.

Mc: Well we’re I’m from it’s really cold all the time.

Ace: That doesn’t seem to bad, Jack lives in the north.

Mc: Cold enough that in some places people live in igloos because they can’t build houses in the climate.

Ace: Oh!

Mc: I was close to the border so I lived in a house, but in knew people how didn’t.

Ace: !?!?

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Silver: How dose police get by with out carriages or cars as it seems you don’t have roads of any kind.

Mc: Horses, police ride horses.

Silver: So do you know how to ride them.

Mc: No, most people move by dog sleds, snowmobiles or walking.

Silver: Oh.

Lilia: *Mouths to Mc “lies”*

Mc: *Smiles and brings finger to mouth*

Lilia: *Nods and smiles*

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Mc: I’m sorry I’m late!

Crewel: Bad dog, why were you late!

Mc: There was a moose outside of my dorm!

Crewel: You could have just left.

Mc: No! Me getting even close to a moose is like a mouse fighting a dragon. I could have died if I left my dorm.

Grim: How the hell do you know that?

Mc: In Canada moose’s come and go were so schools sure down because of them.

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Jack: I want to know more about the wild life from Canada.

Mc: Moose will trample anyone that gets to close to them, survivors of moose attacks say that the moose will show up outside their house.

Jack: How about bears.

Mc: Polar bears are the only bear that will follow someone to kill them, a normal size human male torso is that same size of their paw.

Jack: Ok that’s all I need.

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The moose and polar bear are actually facts so try avoiding those animals.