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Guys I’m cooked
It’s beginning to feel like wrap it up
I will fly over there and revolution with you hmu
@destielnewsblog #DestielNews #Trumpdies4k
I need all the Destiel tiktokers to stop using the Dangerously Yours audios to edits of them, please its hurts too much i can't I'm crying I'm begging I'm sobbing please-
For some reason the versions of this where he gives two salutes is being deleted and replaced with a version with a quick cut to a cheering crowd so I’ll just share it here 🙃
WHY ??? HOW ??? WHO ??? WHAT IS THIS TIME LINE???
I'm gonna have to start actually keeping up with current events just so I won't experience the whiplash of finding out about them through destiel memes.
happy november 5th
(yes im an spn fan 😔😔)
Fuckkkkk. I’m so happy that Destiel is trending for gay reasons and not because WWIII just started
Human Cas trying different drinks for the first time (Victorian child inspired):
Water
*frowns* "It tastes like time..."
Dean: So you don't like it? Cause you kinda need that to-
Cas: No. It's great. (and he means it)
Milk
Cas: "You know, adult humans really shouldn't be drinking this. This would have been unheard of in the 18th century, and I really don't understand the appeal of cow secretions-"
Dean: *plugs his ears* Ahhh... enough. I do not consent to hearing those words.
Sam: You know, he's not wrong! Get this-
Dean: Kindly, shut! up!
[Dean slides the glass forward]
Try the milk. : )
Cas: *sighs and tales a sip* I am not a calf. This is weird. I feel gross, Dean.
Dean: Stop being so dramatic! This is why you're trying everything now, so you don't embarrass us in public. Come on, it ain't that bad.
[Cas then spends half an hour on the toilet. He is apparently lactose intolerant.]
Diet Coke
Cas: [Wearily] Is this dairy free?
Dean: It's diet-friggen-coke, Cas. It's dairy free. It's also sugar free! Because someone [he glares at Sam] has a bad taste in pop. Real honest sugar is probably better for you than this junk.
Cas: Agreed. The fact that it's sugar free does by no means make cocaine good for you. It's actually quite concerning that you boys drink this. I think we should do an "intervention."
Dean:
Sam:
Cas: Does 6pm tomorrow work for you two? I'll find some folding chairs and arrange them in a circle.
[They never could get Cas to drink diet Coke, because why is it still called Coke, if there's not cocaine in it? and that's false advertising, which I also do not condone.]
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If people enjoy this one, I'll take suggestions for other foods for Cas to try
