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3 years ago

Incorrect marvel quotes

Thor, approaching the massive fortress of ice Loki constructed, followed by a small army: Brother! I am here to reclaim my place next to you! As we used to have in the old days!

Loki, addressing the Jotuns with him: Hold your fire, boys.

Thor: Tell your men to lower their weapons, I mean you no harm!

Loki, shouting: Thor, put your hands up so I know which one is you!

*Thor puts his hands up*

Loki, turning to one of the Jotuns: Kill the one with his hands up.


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2 years ago

Marvel Characters as shit people at my school (and in my family) have said

Tony: It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me

Peter: Dude! Your such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!

Clint: I don't know, Somebody hates me?

Shuri: Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?

Steve: If you wear tight pants your gay

Nat: I just died, you don't get to talk.

Thor: OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER

Loki: Do you remember when somebody asked?

Bucky: What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump

Bruce: Unfortunately I have to eat this banana

Kate: Look at my Donald Trump Cup!

Strange: I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved

Wanda: Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.

Yelena: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!

Quill: I’m handsome and my name is Peter.

Namor: Ketchup to drown my sadness.


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