Pick Up Lines - Blog Posts
Rebloging for the next time I need cheesy pick up lines
Hit on my muse
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
A thank you to, @gem-in-the-horizon for instructing me on how to pair images with pictures
One the rare chance (but not impossible!) that some of yall dunno how to do this (like me) look in the commentary of this post
Ok
I need y’alls help with something.
I’m doing this thing and I need all of y’alls best cheesy pickup lines, as many as you can think of!!!
Any brand of pickup line is allowed, but that doesn’t mean they will be used.
Hey the slide at the water park is broken so can I slide into ur dms?
Some Pickup Lines XD
You look good in red but you look better in the bed
I know you look good in jeans but you look better in sheets
I know your busy but please add me to your list of things to do
Are you a penny cause your my number one
Your hands look heavy can I carry them for you?
Do you have a name or can I just call you “mine” ?
An art swap Christmas gift for @clragon-age, who is very thirsty for McCree.
Credit to http://professeur-augustine.tumblr.com/ for doing part of the line work (and sending me a giant WIP file :’) )
Saw this on a tiktok or ig I don't remember but I wanna do it price version:
Ghost enters Price office and sits on the couch, proceeds to do his paperwork there.
Price places his phone on the table and looks at Ghost from his chair: hey Ghost?
Ghost: yes captain?
Price: you hungry?
Ghost thinks for second: a bit, why?
Price: wanna eat what my mother made?
Ghost still looking over his paperwork: did she sent stuff? That's nice. What is it?
Price: Me.
Ghost drops his paperwork and begins to have a coughing fit while blushing under the mask: what?!?!?!?
Price: so?
Ghost thinks for a second before sighing and proceeds to take his mask: lock the door please.
Relatable, lmaooo
Sirius: Part of the Remus Lupin allure is, number one, that he’s hot. But number two, he has mystique. He’s mysterious. He doesn’t look you in the eye when he’s talking to you-
James: That’s not mystique, that’s autism
Sirius: It’s pronounced hotism
Pick up line
Kiss me if I’m wrong but they’re 25 letters in the alphabet, right? 😘
I got bored and made a pick-up line
'They say nobodies perfect, are you nobody? Cause your perfect
Reblogging these because A: I think I’m clever and I laughed way too hard making these and B: I got to show them to my dad which like never happens, so it’s a big day!
Astronomy Lines Pt. 2
Made some wallpapers featuring the disaster twins because Venus is one disaster of a planet 😆
Pickup Lines
Just chatting with my parents and my little niece at Sunday dinner, talking about how the small fry is getting one of those “phone watches” for her birthday maybe this year, and as such needed my number. I, thinking I’m the very cool suave auntie that I am, look at my niece and say with a barely concealed grin, “Yeah I’m reading through the book of Numbers in the Bible right now, and just realized I didn’t have yours.”
My niece of course very graciously giggled most insanely at my clever line while I glanced up to see my mother slowly drop her head into her hands, all the while muttering with a slight groan, “Maybe I should hug you more and you stop using that pickup line.” To which I respond that that line has actually gotten me more phone numbers than anything else I’ve used. My mother proceeded to just further shrink into herself with second hand embarrassment. All in a good days work, my friends 🤔🫡😎✌🏼✨
Astronomy Lines Pt. 2
Made some wallpapers featuring the disaster twins because Venus is one disaster of a planet 😆
Donnie Cheese
Oh would you look at that I like actually drew something (*spongebob voice* 7 months later)
The “Do it ugly and afraid” mindset is just the kind of kick needed to help me get out of my funk. Who would have thunk?
Anyhoo just the sketch of a screenshot redraw and one of my favorite pickup lines, for a sticker I designed for a coworker. (Why are the sketches always better?)
Was proud of how it came out (still working with a style tho) and thought I share with the class 😛
✨📓Story time📓✨
Featuring @anobodyinabog
Just a little snippet based off a conversation with me and friend talking about our plans for Spring Break. I had asked for a list of her favorite snacks because ✨RoAdTrIp BaBy✨ and she had mentioned Goldfish.
I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I looked at her, and I could see the moment of realization in her horror filled eyes.
And I, ever true to my Jayus nature, without mercy, looked up with a grin and said without hesitation, “ Yo girl is your name Goldfish? Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.” 😏😉👉🏼👉🏼
Needless to say the conversation ended shortly thereafter. She started to walk out 😆
Lemme call you Silent Hill.... 'cause things will really get freaky when I'm inside you.
I have no idea. Someone just shared it with me...
I'm sorry... XD