Polycule - Blog Posts
I read the mafia AU, and it's got me thinking thoughts about shipping a certain ship :)
I think Rory, Dean, Paris and Jess should all date.
My beautiful triad, Leon, Ashley, and Blaire just enjoying a night out
LITERALLY I LOVE THEM
Cid, Reeve, and Vincent together form a functional human being.
Underrated ship
hmu if ur poly and interested in having a QPR i want fellow poly buddies :(
Have you considered JayBartTimKon polycule?
Bart being loved by everyone
I would like to see it
OMA Okay, so, YES! I have! I’m a fruitful believer in TimKonBart, but after building the foundation of JayBart, it’s been on my mind non-stop. Starring: Kon being the hotheaded-himbo™, Tim as the Idiot with brains, Jay as the Classy Motherfucker, and Bart as the glue that they literally all depend on and will fight(kill in one case) anyone for. Bart is totally oblivious to his role.
How their polycule works in my mind are like so 💕 (Side note: a Polycule is a network of people connected in a large scale relationship, but not all persons are connected the same way for those that don’t know)
All three Jason, Kon, and Tim have a current romantic relationship with Bart. Kon and Tim are primary partners to each other, with Bart occasionally joining their group. Jason and Kon are more distant; their standpoints vary on each other depending on mood and day. Tim and Jay are brothers, adoptive or not, so there's no relationship other than platonic; I don’t ship any batcest.
Some common occurrences with these roles:
Bart, casually suggesting to Tim and Jay, on separate occasions, that they should work things out and the story is a lot deeper than it may seem. Jay gets pouty about it for a week, and Tim puts it off until he can’t stop thinking about what Bart said until surprisingly, Jay calls him first. The moral of the story, they all take Barts's opinion of them VERY. SERIOUSLY. When it happened after a week, he figured he had nothing to do with it since it was muuuch longer to his perception of time.
Kon and Tim get into another argument because Kon’s being stubborn™, and Tim is also stubborn. So as Bart does, he becomes stubborn about people getting along. He approaches Tim first, giving Kon time to cool off and him an opportunity to catch Tim off guard while he’s sleep-deprived. He talks in his usual upbeat way, asking questions on top of questions faster than Tim can answer so Tim tries answering everything, not even able to process their questions about the argument that just occurred. After he’s satisfied he goes to Kon, knocking on his door politely (something he didn’t do with Tim) and when he’s invited in, he lays out Tim’s side of the story in a much more emotionally heartfelt way that Tim usually isn’t able to put into words. He then leaves and lets them apologize to each other.
The first time Bart dies, and then closely after with Kon’s death, with Tim going through his phase into Red Robin, Jay actually COMFORTS him. For the first time. When Bart did come back, he saw that they got much closer and Jay’s excuse was “You fucking DIED. Never do that again.” and they cry. (Too Bad Bart dies four more times after that)...
I have sooo many ideas on this but I hope you’re satisfied! ❤😊
Bootiful
more lovers, MORE LOVE IN THIS HELL HOLE WORLD
Yippee ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Hello! Would it be possible to request a Polyam Sylveon or Leafeon? (Preferably the flag with the yellow heart :3c) Thank u sm if u do!
Colourfull leaf!
i think living in a cottage with a sapphic polycule would fix me actually
The Kaiju Lesbians 😦
Happy Pride Month! Have a quick doodle of these polycule Yuri Queens :]
❤️Happy Valentine’s Day!❤️
The bounty hunters make their debut!
In order we have Piano Keys, Beetle, and Javy Dohns! Them and their story were/are being written by me and my friend @x-eightball and they’re very dear to our hearts. They were based off of that one tumblr post way back when about how a cowboy, a samurai, and a pirate could have hypothetically met because their time periods over lapped a little. We took the idea and ran with it, so now we have a trio of disaster queers trying to simultaneously dodge the multiple governments that are after them and their mental issues.
This is why my favorite superpower is self cloning/hivemind, imagine having dozens of bodies and how many partners you could have at once!
poly culture is creating a semi-complex polycule with your self-insert and various canon characters in your favorite media and having way less partners than that irl
not that it's bad of course, I just think it's silly to think about /lh
poly culture is fantasizing about dating way more people than physically possible
Wanted to finish this sooner before this end of February, but I got sick. 🥲
Peace love and open intimacy
How to Invite A Third to Join You for A Threesome?
If you are in a relationship and both of you want to explore new sexual experience, threesomes can be a good idea for you. However, it is not easy to find a right third one. In the following, there are some tips on how to invite a third to join a threesome. Hope they are helpful for you.
Communicate with your partner openly and honestly
Before inviting a third person to join you, you have to communicate with your partner openly and honestly. You should discuss your fantasies, desires and boundaries with each other, ensure you are on the same page.
2. Discuss your boundaries and expectations
Discuss you and your partner’s boundaries and expectations honestly, including sexual acts, emotional connections and any other limitations may exist. Then, respect each other’s boundaries and ensure everyone will feel comfortable and safe.
3. Choose the right third
Discuss what type of person you are interested in inviting with your partner. First, make sure you want to invite a female or male. Then, discuss whether you want to have this experience with a friend or stranger. A friend is not recommended, because it may destroy your relationships or make you feel awkward after the experience. If you want to invite a strange, make sure you are both interested in him/her.
There are many ways to find a stranger for a threesome.
Find one in social dating groups
Find one in a swinger club
Find one on a threesome dating app/site
Hire a professional one
4. Approach the third with respect
It is important to approach the third partner with respect. Tell him/her your desires, needs, expectations and boundaries openly. Also, you should respect his/her boundaries and feelings.
5. Communicate clearly
It is crucial to communicate all of your expectations, desires, concerns and boundaries clearly and transparently with the potential third partner. Ensure you three have a mutual understanding of what will happen during the experience.
6. Prioritize consent
Consent is the fundamental aspect of any sexual encounter, especially important in threesomes. Remember to check each other’s boundaries and feeling during the threesome. If anyone feels uncomfortable and want to stop, stop immediately.
7. Safe sex
No matter who you invited in for a threesome, remember safe sex. You need discuss safety measures with your partner and the third before proceeding.
Heyyy, more writing! Which fic ideas would you guys like the most? I'm tagging my moots @ze-melon-lord and @grievetheliving3311
sorry just dumping more messy speeddoodles of them bc they're in my brain 24/7. i'm sending kisses to everyone drawing them so beautifully but my only contribution to the jazterwave agenda rn is as always just being insane </3
calling romance authors!!!!! i have an idea for a poly relationship dynamic!!
2 people (fuck gender, it dont matter here) are the best of friends, one's aromatic but allosexual, the other is asexual but alloromantic or however you say it.
one person (allo in both) likes both of them in their preferred ways
and everyone's cool with it :D it still works if the first 2 are doubled instead of 2x1 human, and if you want them to be parents
(there are no positive vibes in my life so im making them up)
I just finished I AM YOUR BEAST and among my main takeaways is that Harding, Byron and his wife are probably the best ot3 ever where you don’t know what any of the characters look like
Meh, nothing serious, just concept pianosaurus doodles
I actually like his design, so it'll probably be close to close to his final.
Info on pianosaurus, doey, and Yarnaby in this au:
Pianosaurus:
Mr. Pianosaurus here is kind of cocky not in a mean way! just playfully joking no harm done.
Our musical man here loves to mess with Mr.doughman a lot. What we mean by that is like poking him in random places whenever he's doing something important. this punk, will sit down or look at the mirror at random times and say to himself, "I miss my band." And get all sad about it and start playing depressing music! Chill with those bad vibes dude your turning my milk for sour!
whenever he's idle, he'll stand and check/ pick his nails or have his hand on his hip.
• He suffers from a tragic disease called "pathetic loser"💔💔💔💔
• MUSIC, he loves music he's a musical man,it's kinda his thing! He plays a keyboard during his free time.
• he doesn't like kids much. He doesn't hate them. He just finds them gross and sticky.
Doey:
• Well! To be clear, doey's main job isn't Babysitting it's a small thing he does every now and then. His main thing is teaching a pottery class.
• #1 pianosaurus victim. Before the whole "you know what I actually really kinda love you now" thingy he really REALLY, REALLY hated pianosaurus. He still does in a way he just finds him annoying.
• He spaces out often mostly during conversations, so if someone is giving him instructions, there's a 69% chance he isn't listening
• He finds children precious that's what makes him such a great neighbor
• he's optimistic, not dumb but optimistic!(keep this in-mind!)
•" He is an ABSOLUTE DORK, DORK I TELL YOU DORKKKKKK. from the way he dresses to the way he laughs and / or giggles, just a good for nothing DORK!"As pianosaurus would say.☺️
• He usually braids or twists Yarnaby's hair while listening to him ramble about animals and rant about how unfair it is that playtime city's zoo only lets him work 6 hours a day! Can you believe that?
Yarnaby:
A fellow of nature indeed! He has a very special connection with animals. He also thinks their awesome sauce.
• he sometimes wishes he was a lion freely roaming through the forest along with the others, not a care in the world!( crazy canonical foreshadowing)
Fun fact in a small comic/ fanfic I'm doing, we get to see a small part from Yarnaby's past in this au, which is a direct reference to wildernessa's rant from Craig of the creek.
This to be specific:
"Animals, don't pretend to be nice and ask you to sit with them at lunch so you can share hamster care tips just so they can pull your chair from under you and watch you spill food all over yourself and then you get called into the principles office( I am not finishing that sentence)"
• he's not a very good communicator and has a hard time talking people( he just like me frfr)
• the only negative thing about him is that he hinges his extince on his partners or his dad( the doctor). This is based on his carboard cutout)
• do any of you remember how in tangled(the series) mother gothel left her actual child for rapunzel( we'll her hair/ power I guess) it's pretty much like that for Yarnaby and the doctor. I'm not sure what the doctor's motive behind leaving Yarnaby is yet. Most likely leaving to be with Mr. Prototype because of his power.
• listens to pianosaurus rant about how he should have his own tv show( he should NOT, by the way, it'd be a very bad idea!!!)
• Yarnaby also doesn't handle being alone very well
OKAY, THAT'S IT BYEEEE I LOVE U GUYS☆
Not sure what type of polycule this is, but.... okay!
[ TOON VERSIONS ONLY. they are all confirmed to be adults]
I'm losing so much aura for this( I never had any)
what you do when my polycule pull up
Good thing is trans girls can easily be shared, so the market isn't artificially shrunk by trans girl multi-owners, PLUS we do not leave our property mostly unused and empty.
property owner? in this economy?
ohhh you mean you own a trans girl okay that makes sense