Sanssweep - Blog Posts
Happy One Year Anniversary to Sans Undertale being the #1 Tumblr Sexyman and accidentally killing the Queen of England
Well done, everyone~!
I think Sans winning and losing the Tumblr sexyman contest is funny, but what would be even more hilarious is Sans rising from the dead at the last minute to win.
fanart for toby foxs fanfiction
Sans really pulled a Deltarune Chapter 2 OST: 32 huh-
a twitter poll so exhilarating... a battle for the ages...
BOW TO THE KING ! SANSSWEEP, BABY
#sanssweep SANS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tumblr Sexyrematch info
Today has been such a day
Papyrus may be proud, but Sans has no idea about what is going on. That doesn't matter though, all that matters is that my boy Sans did it! 🎉🎊✨
(For those who don't know, Sans recently was voted as Tumblr's Ultimate Sexy man)
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Celebrating the fact that I just realized my birthday is the day after this momentous event of tumblr history! Sans sweep was hilarious
listen. i know it sounds fucking insane coming from me but if you haven't already i need you to log onto twitter and vote for sans in the finals of the tumblr sexyman poll
sure reigensweep is hilarious. but this is more than that. this is SO much more than that i need you to see my vision. twink supreme was funny. it was the introduction. dilf supreme solidified it, but now? this meme can't physically keep going forever. it's not a matter of "if" he loses it's matter of WHEN. specifically, when it'd be funnier. and i NEED YOU to imagine how fucking HYSTERICAL it would be if reigen lost the only competition he actually had the credentials for TO SANS FUCKING UNDERTALE.
it's the perfect 3 arc structure to the perfect joke. i need you to imagine a world where that happens. i need you to imagine the memes. the art people would make. the fanart *I* could make. I'm begging you to see the bigger picture. don't let reigensweep run itself into oblivion. it could go down today, but it would go down in HISTORY. don't let the perfect setup be destroyed by commitment to the bit.
the thing about sans and cecil both getting to the finals is that they're both the platonic ideal of what a tumblr sexyman is, but on opposite sides of the scales, covering the entire spectrum as a result.
on one hand you've got cecil, who is chronologically a classic. his lack of a canon appearance, his charming voice and his semi-fancy job allowed the tall white + suit twinkification phenomenon to run rampant. as the series progressed, he was actually revealed to be more of a babygirl (eat your heart out, arataka). he was drawn with tentacles. and he was sexy, sure, but the amount of porn generated for him was overall pretty standard.
sans, on the other hand, is a complete outcast in the classical definition of sexyman. he's chubby, short, charismatic not like an evil villain, but like some random guy with the local bar wrapped around his finger, constantly dressed casual. sure, there were white haired anime boy gijinkas, but that's not who people were here for, right? they wanted to jump his bones (literally) as he was. despite (or maybe because of...?) all this, the mind boggling amount of porn that resulted from him is a still gaping wound in the internet to this day. oh and he also got the tentacle treatment.
perfectly balanced. polar opposites. there isn't really a better candidate here. as far as I'm concerned, they both won tonight. but at least sans can finally break his curse. who knows! maybe we kill someone this time too.
In honor of Sans winning #1 tumbler sexy man and Red being the best Sans winner here's this! It's super late I know 😅, also hi I'm not dead.
