Venn Diagram - Blog Posts
I made this a while ago...I still think I'm right XD
What do y'all think? Any points to add or other lads who fit in these categories?
I autismed too hard and connected the dots on my favorite video game AIs that sing a credits song
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[ID: A Venn diagram made out of four ovals, each labeled with a letter and an image of a video game character -- in particular, a character presented as an artificial intelligence. Each overlap with these sections has a heading containing said letters in bold, followed by a description. These four sections are:
G - GLaDOS, from Portal
K - Kinito, from KinitoPET
M - Monika, from Doki Doki Literature Club!
R - Rambley, from Indigo Park
Sorted alphabetically and by number of overlaps:
GK - is mentioned in some scientist's all-caps warning about their deceit; was the last-ditch effort to give a failing company new direction
GM - is presumed dead at the proper end of the game, killed by the player destroying their necessary components, until they're woken back up by someone who regains their powers for the player's sake
GR - harbors a grudge against someone that was once leading the facility they run, although it turns out they don't know all the secrets below the surface of said facility until the player goes looking
KM - alters files on the player's computer via admin permissions, then gets killed the same way; hangs one of their friends; jumpscares the player if they notice recording software
KR - was explicitly made to be a user companion and makes that their mission as they try to cater an amusement park to the player's preference; their friends have nightmare versions that briefly chase you for one scene
MR - expresses that they haven't had a strong, close connection with anyone in so long until the player came despite the presence of their "friends"
GKM - wholly in control of the area they inhabit with minimal human input, if any
GKR - highly devoted to their respective jobs with as little deviation from the set plan as possible
GMR - tied in some way to scientists that want to conduct some unethical biological experiments that seemingly become bloodthirsty
KMR - openly sings about how the player was a net positive in their lives, albeit for a small bit of time
GKMR - A.I. that initially appears as helpful and/or friendly and latches onto the first human they see in a while; gets in over their head with the amount of power or lack thereof they have and strings the player along to serve their ulterior motives by deviating from their initial programming to do things with which they aren't authorized; comes clean after enough people die and presents a scenario where the player will be stuck with them indefinitely until one of them dies or fulfills the main goal; sings a song in the credits where they unload their feelings about the player
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[ID: Venn Diagram with one circle titled “Tried to kill Din at least once” and the other titled “Will babysit his child”. Under “Tried to kill him at least once” are pictures of Moff Gideon and Xi’an, while Frog Lady, Omera, and Peli are under “Will babysit his child”. The “both” category has the most people, with Mayfeld, Fennec, Boba Fett, Greef Karga, Cara, and Ahsoka. End ID.]
So uh I came across this meme by chance and one of my friends thought Barry-Sangwoo looked like Itadori and um.
I did a bad thing.
And of course I had to edit the bad man too, so I present to you Barry-Sangwoo-Atsumu Gojo.
This is so cursed. You're welcome.
I have cracked the code
Hard To… Open Stuff
There are things in this world made by nature and made by humans that are not suitable for humans. This is a look at the things that are hard to open.
Stuff Kids Can’t Open:
1. Jam. Jam is tough. It confuses the would-be opener with its stickiness and promising aroma. Adults can typically use logic to get around these distractions.
2. Eggs. Anyone can open eggs, it’s just the usability afterwards that matters. This is where kids fail with eggs.
3. Gym Membership. No gym that’s worth going to is going to let a kid get a membership, so be sure to ask the gym if they’d let a kid off the street sign up for one before you do.
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Stuff Both Adults and Kids Can’t Open:
4. Milk Cartons. Waxy paper paired often with a dire need for its contents makes the carton a hard thing for anyone.
5. Medicine Bottles. No complaining here because this is an important one. I’d rather everybody die than have kids be able to open my medicine bottles better than me.
6. Green Banana. We know this is the best time to eat one, but the bananas know this too, and won’t give up the chalky goodness easily, for anyone.
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Stuff Adults Can’t Open:
7. Kid’s Piggy Bank. Adults can, it is however not advised, especially if it’s a kid you have some responsibility to. Loose-moraled kids will later break your piggy bank for concert or school supply money.
8. New Technological Device. I’m not saying adults can’t do computers, I’m saying they can’t do computers that were released after the year they got a real job.
9. Hot Dog Buns. They make these things for people with dagger fingers or adults with kid-sized hands. Kids can’t even keep them clamshelled, but at least they can get their dog in there.
Husband with ADHD: Do you ever think you have ADHD too?
Me: No, why do you ask?
Husband: You have time management issues like me.
Me: I mean, yeah, but it's because I have dyspraxia. We're on the same venn diagram remember? We share some overlapping traits.
Husband: Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Me: We might both have time management issues, but for different reasons. Your brain has too many tabs open. If I am active and get things done for thirty minutes, I have to spend the next hour self-regulating and calming down my nervous system.
Me: My nervous system is like a trembling, overly excited Chihuahua.
